K.

JCK🩵

[K. @kristenhbu]

YUP AND I DO

[K. @kristenhbu]

Not me having my situationships location??? You want me to know where you at huh????🤪🤏🏻

[K. @kristenhbu]

Who want me? Ima do a poll

[K. @kristenhbu]

There’s this one perfume or cologne that is very popular at the bar I work at and idk what it is but to me it smells like wet dog 😭

[K. @kristenhbu]

I think me and my goldfish share the same brain cell

[K. @kristenhbu]

Jackson was dead asleep and I took his tablet and he woke up singing life is a highway

[K. @kristenhbu]

Please don’t show up at my house tryna talk about your feelings bc ima be catching lightning bugs while you’re crashing out

[K. @kristenhbu]

I’m either always gonna be alone or always in some dumb ass situationship that destroys me forever

[K. @kristenhbu]

Yall ever see someone post their new boo and think damn you gonna cheat on this one too???🤭😂

[K. @kristenhbu]

For legal reasons this is a joke… don’t tell my therapist

[K. @kristenhbu]

Jeeeeez you have an eating disorder multiple times and everyone thinks you’re gonna relapse gahhh…

I was but damn don’t call me out

[K. @kristenhbu]

Jeeeeez you have an eating disorder multiple times and everyone thinks you’re gonna relapse gahhh…

I was but damn don’t call me out

[K. @kristenhbu]

I don’t deserve this

[K. @kristenhbu]

This man who has wanted me since highschool but simply won’t get the hint has now offered me MONEY just to send him pictures of my ass

[AD @ademnotadam]

Open relationship? How bout I open my jacket and pull out a gun

[K. @kristenhbu]

“It takes a village” but if I utilize the village for 30 seconds, it’s a problem.

[K. @kristenhbu]

Damn wtf none of my hoes are texting back today

[K. @kristenhbu]

Plans for the beach next week:
-get drunk
-eat crab leg

[K. @kristenhbu]

@4arahhhh Same

[kiwikinz ^-^ @peeholelicker]

if i had a girlfriend i Would be really kind and gentle with Her but if i Had a boyfriend i would bounce different objects off his head just to Hear what noise it made