Kristen Marsh

Christian. Gamecock football fan. USC alumni.

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

@verizon really...reverse the @RemindHQ fee and quit playing! And all God’s teachers said amen! #ReverseTheFee #helpateacherout

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Called the same 2 kids down for talking for the 3rd time when this happened:

Kid: “Miss Marsh, how do you keep catching us without looking?”

Me: “I’m just that good...”

Kid (to the other kid in a whisper): “I think she’s an alien!”
#4thgradethoughts

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Do you wear makeup? Join me at @ipsy https://t.co/5Pw4ck09Ml

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

That sweet teacher victory of moving seats to separate the talkers...and it works! #silenceisgolden #prayingitlasts #4thgrade

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Help us with a Tagline! https://t.co/NrfvPTViem #UnitedMonograms

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“Miss Marsh, wanna know what I do when I’m thinking? I scratch my head and I scratch m butt!” I got that complete with a demonstration I DID NOT ask for! #4thgrade

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While at lunch, I poured a Propel packet in my water, then this happened:

Kid1: “Miss Marsh, did you just pour Miralax in there?!”

Me: “No! It adds flavor!”

Kid 2: “Doesn’t that make you poop?”

Kid 1: “Yep that was Miralax!”

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Just had a student come up to my desk crouch down and clutching himself, the following is our conversation:

Me: “What’s wrong?!”

Student: “Nathan’s foot was sticking out and he accidentally hit me in my coconuts!”

Well that’s a new one...😳😂

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

PSA: 4th graders don’t understand spoilers...
I’m glad you got to see #AvengersInfinintyWar this weekend...
I’m not glad you spoiled the entire movie for me!

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Came back to school today and during lunch one of my dear sweet students asks...
“Miss Marsh, so how much did you get for your kidney stone?”
Trust me kid...not enough! 😂😂😂

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Just had one of my students, with his pencil in his mouth, ask me very frantic and panicky, “Miss Marsh...where’s my pencil?” #springbreakhangover

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

@DedeWah64 just looked at me and said “I saw a @ChickfilA commercial and now all I can think about is a Chick-fil-A biscuit...”
Now there are 2 of us who can’t stop thinking about that biscuit...
#thanksdede #christianchicken #chickfila

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Just had a kid come out the bathroom, put up her fists and say “I’m a bathroom ninja!” #4thgrade

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Today’s career day conversation:

Student: “Miss Marsh I want to be a polar bear when I grow up!”

Me: “(complelely speechless)....umm”

I guess I should have clarified when I told them they could be anything they wanted to when they grow up! 🤦🏼‍♀️ #4thgrade

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Me: walks into class wearing a red flannel (feeling cute💁🏼‍♀️)

Student: “oh Miss Marsh you look like a farmer...a lady farmer...but a farmer.”

Me: Thanks?

Nothing keeps your humble about your sense of fashion like being a teacher! #4thgrade

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

So my morning is off to a great start...I walked back into my classroom carrying copies and one of my students starts clapping and says “Bravo Miss Marsh, bravo!” 😂 #motivation #4thgrade #whereareyouspringbreak

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

While teaching my class about multiplying fractions today, I literally had to stop a kid from putting his pencil (lead first I might add) into the electrical outlet...no more carpet time for us! 🤦🏼‍♀️ #4thgrade #facepalm

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

While conferencing with a student about his writing, I noticed a lack of punctuation marks. Here’s the breakdown of our conversation:

Me: There’s no punctuation in here, you know periods, commas, etc.

Him: (with a confused look) Miss Marsh, I don’t speak nerd...

#4thgrade

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

Language barriers make figurative language fun:
“Miss Marsh I’m sweating like a beef!”
Umm I think you mean sweating like a pig... #4thgrade

[Kristen Marsh @kristenmarsh89]

I apologized to one of my students for having her get the wrong textbook out and told her my head was all over the place today.
She looked at me funny all and “it appears to me that it’s attached to your shoulders.” #4thgrade