Kristen♕

pinky’s out

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

Just wanna get to the point in life where I don’t work weekends and have a giant dog and multiple cats and can just live in peace where its chilly enough to have a lil fire goin, sittin on a swing chair with my baboo (that’s Alex- sorry Twitter ik it’s been years)

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

@sho_help Haven’t been able to watch more than 5 minutes since 8 PM....@Showtime

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

Wish I could watch the fight I paid for....@sho_help @Showtime @ShowtimeBoxing

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

I wish there was a way to shuffle episodes of a show you’ve seen already but love to rewatch but not necessarily from start to finish 🤔 @netflix @disneyplus @hulu

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

Why is there not a Club Penguin app???? I just need to know...

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

Ever be like “shut the fuck up” in your head but no one’s even talking? Because that’s my mood rn.

[kar🌵🥾 @nikesoverheels]

Hi Laura. This is not what the new abortion law in NY is about. No sane woman would carry a baby to full-term only to murder it. This law allows a woman to make the HARD decision to abort a baby that will either end up dying, be stillborn, &/or endanger the mothers life. Shut up.

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

I am exhausted please just let me live

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

Good god I can’t wait to be back on Peter Road for a little

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

I have never been this kind of tired in my life.

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

The past 36 hours have left me absolutely speechless

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

I keep forgetting we aren’t friends anymore 😕/😠/😔/🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

WOW I am SO stressed out

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

I wonder if my health insurance is gunna cover the mental breakdowns that getting health insurance is causing me to have???

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

Would have been wise lol

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

This one just went over my head I have no idea what’s so funny
*family talking about whales eating sharks*
Katie: “can we not talk about animals eating animals while we’re eating animals”
Dad: “but they’re mammals”

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

#dadjokes

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

*dad gets up to go to the bathroom*
*walk toward the to go area*
All of us: “that’s the to go area”
Dad: “yeah...I have...to go...”

[Kristen♕ @kristennealon]

*dad comes back from bathroom*
Dad (acting surprised): “what are you guys doing here?!?!?”
Me: “dad slow down I can’t type the dad jokes fast enough”
#dadjokes #itsbeen4minutes