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ga tech '21 ⋆ alpha delta pi ⋆ #FORGwinnett

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#TogetherWeSwarm

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@jimmyjohns your store gave me soda water instead of sprite. i’m upset. i’m suing.

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there’s that saying “keep them at arm’s length”, but i prefer to keep people at leg’s length because well my legs are long.

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@anzzlizz marley and me

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i’ve been in college for 3.5 years and i still don’t know how to ~*study*~ 😩💜🌂🤩✨🤪🔮💫

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my favorite morning pass time is watching girls put EBTB seasoning on a plain bagel

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*watching the fly land on pence’s head*
“that’s gonna be a meme in 30 seconds”

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mom, can you come get me? people my age are getting engaged and married and i’m scared.

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@annzlizz Not anymore

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pie crust is the best part of the pie

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask❤️)

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@nikkilutch @ali_marosek @charlovebot men are in quarantine

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

What I imagine when it autocorrects to “you’re ducked”

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*did a favor for my dad*
dad: i owe you big time!
me: actually you don’t because i already put a tank of gas on your credit card 🙃

[syd!!! @sydmonee]

miley cyrus lied... it is NOT a party in the usa 😔

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i just wanted my fries from mcdonald’s 😩

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my grandma will text my brother and i and ask us what we want from the store/drive thru/whatever - and then she won’t get it and be like “oh sorry forgot to check my phone” 30 minutes after returning empty handed :(

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oh hey it’s me

[tiz @tizzhere]

you ever met someone that is smart academically but so dumb in real life

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attn buckhead moms: if you ask for my rate for babysitting, please know that I look up you and your husband on linkedin before responding :)

[cal? @cal_gif]

wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles :(