Kristen Wang

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do plants drink sparkling water lol serious question though

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I’m literally obsessed w figs rn and already mourning the day fig season ends

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how are figs real like ur literally eating a big bulb of jam but it’s fruit

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when someone calls me "ma'am" i'm like ??? i'm only 23 ???

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normal ppl: body is 60% water
ppl in new york: body is 60% dust

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when ppl sell dust bags or random tote bags that came with a purchase on poshmark/depop ?????

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too much clothes? too much clothing? too many articles of clothing? why is grammar hard

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had a dream about the ups guy last night i'm def ordering too much clothes

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Not to be dramatic but where would many of our mental healths be without Taylor swift

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why are targeted ads so accurate about my style fml

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everytime furniture is labeled as MCM i think man crush monday not mid century modern :')))

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No one talks about the dangers of spilling chunks of pink himalayan salt everywhere like that shit is sharp

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NYC IM SO FUCKING SICK OF BEING COLD lol ok that is all thank u

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pears are such an underrated fruit they're so effing good

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why are green kiwis so fucking fuzzy it’s not cute

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john mayer my god that man has aged like fine wine

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how the fuck are pigeons in like every corner of the world

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ppl in my building are suing our landlord for rental prices and we're actually winning like is this not the most unheard of nyc story ever ????? like????!

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No one:
Nyc Uber drivers when it’s 30 degrees out: keeping the window open while driving down the highway is a normal idea

[Kristen Wang @kristenwang]

the most random thing ever is i see that chris guy from tik tok literally all the time