Kristen Thom

[Lake Forest College @LFCollege]

Congratulations to Diana Nyad ’73 as she completes her dream of becoming the first person to swim from Cuba to... http://t.co/B3T3izOiOT

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

Just be thankful Pharrell gave you something to bump to. #LudaLessons

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

@MarketplaceAPM #perfectnetflix category: Action Movies Featuring Nic Cage Losing His Shit

[KTVB.COM @KTVB]

It's a boy! Zoo Boise announces birth of baby monkey PHOTOS: http://t.co/FOS4K6oyjt

[Boise Public Library @boisepublib]

Adults--Summer Reading is for you too! You can earn an entry into a drawing for every 2 books you read this summer http://t.co/2InQM4gmqg

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Any bathroom without toilet paper is a panic room.

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

@ash_lynette Every. Single. Haircut. Also I think they mean it as a compliment but it always sounds accusatory.

[Make-A-Wish America @MakeAWish]

RT @caballetco: California #Ballet was honored to fulfill a wish for @MakeAWish! Clip by @10News: http://t.co/7FkAS7nU9y

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

Kinda defeats the purpose of jogging with your dog when she stops to say hi to EVERY person (and duck) you pass. She's lucky she's so cute.

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

http://t.co/fLccuyQMDz (click, just trust me)

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

Coming Saturday: Latah County First Responders Prepare for 'Zombie Invasion' http://t.co/DzaoyoCscZ

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

@ash_lynette @Rider_of_Brohan Just realized I never knew where "Pokey" came from. Assumed it was like the "Sweetie" or "Boo" of gal pals.

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

8 Ways To Know You're Reading a BuzzFeed List. "1. You are instantly infuriated." #BadBuzzFeedLists

[Make-A-Wish America @MakeAWish]

"Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale." - Hans Christian Andersen #quote

[Mr. T @MrT]

You give me lemon...I'll make lemonade. You give me crap, I'll make fertilizer. You give me a Fool and I'll give him back to you!

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

Attention Students: 'Just Being Yourself' Isn't a Skill That Should Earn You Admission to College - http://t.co/lCjBn2GEsf

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

Twit-Tip for next year: Saying "April Fools!" at the start of your joke tweet kind of defeats the purpose.

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

March of Dimes season for fundraising at work! I understand the March is a walk, but I still think fundraising during April is confusing.

[Big 5 Sporting Goods @big5since55]

Have YOU signed up for March of Dimes?? Sign up: http://t.co/knKESoCygL T Click here to donate:... http://t.co/EUPFpyND7q

[Kristen Thom @KrisThom]

#RememberWhenEverybody wore Livestrong bracelets? What's the new cool way to show your support for a cause? #ShoelacesForACause