kdunn

cat mom

[kdunn @kristieee]

I love my bed so much.

[kdunn @kristieee]

So drumyl and our wring will ben played

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Let me just come right out and say it: I love Bernie Sanders.

I love Bernie because he has more guts than any politician I know.

Hell, he has more guts than just about anyone I know. https://t.co/JZZYMnaiGX

[kdunn @kristieee]

@AnthonyRaneri Said the same thing to my sister back in December

[kdunn @kristieee]

@brianbooone I wanted GA tix but all I could get after an hour of refreshing was row Q and paid nearly $600 for 2 tix bc of “official platinum” pricing. I hate Ticketmaster.

[kdunn @kristieee]

@calliegetsit Presale started yesterday so I’m guessing all tix are gone. It took me an hour of constant refreshing to get my tix and I paid almost $600 for only 2. (Thx ticketmaster)

[kdunn @kristieee]

@caseynielsen @Ticketmaster I refreshed for an hour before I got my tix

[kdunn @kristieee]

@machewtharles @dcfc @PostalService @Ticketmaster I had to refresh for an hour before I could get tix

[kdunn @kristieee]

@dcfc @PostalService Got mine for DC after an hour of refreshing and probably 100 “Sorry! Another fan beat you…” and paid an insane amount bc official platinum was the only thing available. @Ticketmaster is such a joke

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A home makes up 62% of the average middle-class family's wealth.

Every year they're taxed on that asset's unrealized gains via property tax.

Billionaires' wealth is in stocks. They borrow against the value at near 0% rates and aren't taxed.

Tax rate
Billionaires: 8%
You: 14%

[kdunn @kristieee]

@Animaleyz Still got two extra tix??? Sending DM

[kdunn @kristieee]

@powxcow @foofighters @HOBCleveland You do know the tickets are non-transferable, right?

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Because 4 was 2^(2).

[kdunn @kristieee]

@themeredith In high school this guy I dated cut my name into his arm. We broke up soon after.

[kdunn @kristieee]

@octaviamaysg I actually started buying girls socks (size 9-2.5) and they fit so much better than women’s 5-10. Women’s socks are too big for my size 7 feet so the heel was always higher than my ankle when the socks were pulled tight. It’s been a game changer.

[kdunn @kristieee]

@EliseLaurenne I just called to order some pizza and he was meowing at me the entire time and won’t stop rubbing his face all over me. He’s so weird

[kdunn @kristieee]

@EliseLaurenne He looks like my Shitrock! Does yours ever shut up? Because mine doesn’t and he’s such an attention whore.

[kdunn @kristieee]

@Eve6 Both of my cats are trained to sit when I snap my fingers, so yes.

[kdunn @kristieee]

@filthysilver Do it! I ruined my eyebrows in high school. I finally got combo brows done in October and it’s such a timesaver.

[Ali Zaslav @alizaslav]

Senator Sanders says of his inauguration photo/meme that he’s glad it “makes people aware that we make good mittens in Vermont... we have some good coats as well.”

[17 years of song a day @songadaymann]

I bet you never imagined you'd get

🎶incoming chairman of the budget committee 🎶

stuck in your head.

But you will.

Oh, you will.