Kristina Gorder MacK

look for the good first

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

Welp. It’s always nice to come back from an almost 2-week vacation to the worst air quality in the world and an absolute bloodbath of a trade deadline. Never change, Minnesota.

Anyway, here’s where we were two days ago.

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

We were supposed to be here next week 😞 Grateful that it sounds like everyone made it out safely, and devastated for all of the park employees who lost everything. This is a huge, huge loss.

[Grand Canyon NPS @GrandCanyonNPS]

News Release—Grand Canyon National Park Update on Dragon Bravo Fire

https://t.co/uZyFtMULkl

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

Accurate summary of my feelings rn.

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

Picking up my first grader yesterday, he’s sitting with friend working on a homework sheet:
Me: (walks into the extended day room)
Him: THANK GOODNESS SAVE ME FROM THIS INFERNAL TORTURE.

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

Stevie Nicks told Katy Perry to get off the internet and go touch grass. Obsessed.

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

if stevie nicks clocked me this bad i’d die

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

@TheCinesthetic I’ve read what feels like 1,000 replies to this - lots of Shutter Island and The 6th Sense which, fair, but HOW has no one mentioned The Manchurian Candidate??!

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

@janashortal @Tim_Walz @GovTimWalz @KamalaHarris It’s a little rough & ready but I’m happy with it

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

hope everyone is prepared for how annoying minnesotans are about to get

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

@jonfavs . We live in the same neighborhood and in 2022, we ended up at the polls together at 7:15 am. He was clapping for voters and high-fived our kids. Whatever happens today, I’m happy the country gets to experience Tim Walz. I’d be sad to lose our fav neighbor, happy for democracy.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Harris: we need to come together as a country

Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals

RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Regardless of whether he gets the nod, the Tim Walz boomlet has been a joy to watch and so good for the party.

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

My 4 y/o on the other hand, spotted another runner as we were pulling away from the school and goes “look mama, she’s on a run and *she* didn’t fall down.” 😐 so. 3/3

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

My 6 year old very kindly offered to buckle himself in because “your hands hurt, so you shouldn’t have to do that, I’ve got it!” 2/3

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

Not to brag, but I fell down while running yesterday for absolutely no reason. When I picked my kids up from school, they noticed the band-aids on my hands so I told them what happened. 1/3

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

@ambernoelle What you describe ie almost exactly what my 4 year old is wearing today:

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

@ClaireEFallon Most if not all anti-gentle/respectful parenting pieces I’ve seen are actually anti-permissive parenting, and don’t understand that they are not the same thing.

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

Watermelon will always and forever be Wamanennon. M&Ms = AMINAMS. Being sarcastic = being a sarcasm.

[Kristina Gorder MacK @kristinagmac]

This whole thread is my favorite thing on the internet today.