kristina renee

Florida born and raised, California living

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

The only time I go on Twitter is during the bachelorette finale 🤷🏼‍♀️#bachelorettefinale

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

@Starbucks I appreciate you using recycled materials to try and save the earth and all... but it does not work with the scratch off security code 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

I got my results back the same time as @chrissyteigen and I'm 99.8% Northwestern European. But I only waited 2 weeks for mine https://t.co/IdXePLSiEn

[Candace Cameron Bure @candacecbure]

To nap or not to nap? That is the question.
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I say nap

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

Baby's Schedule: eat, sleep, poop, repeat.
My Schedule: breastfeed, change 1000 diapers, try to sleep, eat when I can, repeat. #newmomlifeisrough #morecoffeeplease #allidoisfeedfeedfeednomatterwhat

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

I feel your pain @chrissyteigen #40weeks3dayspregnant https://t.co/QyF9H8yavQ

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

@amymariieee @McDonalds Idk but I'll keep that in mind in case I can't sleep again tonight haha

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

What places serve ice cream at 3:45am? Don't say @McDonalds because we all know their "ice cream machine is broken". I'm super pregnant and asking for myself because I can't freakin sleep.

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

It's so early that none of my East Coast people are awake to text either. I am SO BORED and wide awake right now.

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

I love that Chrissy Teigen is pregnant at the same time as me. Just replace cheese with cereal and this has been me 😂 #preggocravings #obsessedwithcereal https://t.co/HlRrZ04uPX

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

When you watch the Friends episode where Rachel is overdue and it's not even funny because it's so painfully accurate with how I feel right now 😩

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

Can't sleep because either baby is kicking me or pressing on my bladder, so I feel the constant need to pee.

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

It's 4 am, I'm wide awake and hungry. I'm just going to accept that my sleep schedule will never be the same...

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

@katiesev @CatieKD I wanted her to be fully cooked 😂 now she is so she needs to come out now

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

It's May so that means BABY TIME 👶🏼

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

@katiesev I'm just going to start calling you every day

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

I've never had problems sleeping in my life, but now that I'm 38 weeks pregnant, I wake up every hour to go to the bathroom. I can't sleep longer than an hour straight now. One more week of work to go😩

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

@CatieKD lol I will eat any other vegetable but brussel sprouts! I can't stand it

[kristina renee @kristinarsev]

I HATE brussel sprouts, but my husband is convinced he can make them a different way and I will magically like them. Well guess what, every time I still don't like them, even if there's bacon involved🤢