Kristin

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

Some people be dumb as fuck

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

I fucking HATE this weather

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

@iamnotstew This thought goes through my head at least once a week

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

The only thing you really learn being a server/bartender is how much people fucking SUCK

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

@jillyybop This is absolutely disgusting holy fuck. And whoever this John Reggie guy is defending him?? Like do you also like to fuck & threaten infants or just defend your friends that do?? These men are scum of the earth

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

@Johnson14Kevin Is this a food group you want added to your diet specifically or?

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

Brooks walks behind the bar and hands a 60 mg edible to everybody working, this should be fun come half time!

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

@come_text You did amazing sweetie

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

PSA: If you’re going to bring your own beer into a bar, at least make sure it’s a beer the bar sells 🥴

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

Went 2 weeks without drinking, really thought I turned over a new leaf. Walk into Docs and can’t even last 20 minutes without ordering a drink 😅 better luck next time!

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

I wish more customers would tip me in weed

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

@tessasacc Hahaha it’s true!! We need to find more time to spill our tea in person, way more fun that way!!

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

@tessasacc Hahaha whiplash 5 sure!! 😂😂😂 miss you bitch

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

I’ve never had somebody make me as happy as Trevor does, I’m such a lucky gal 🥰

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

@aidnsux I’m sorry I left early I’m the worst! 😭😭

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

Just had some woman call and complain that her wings tasted fried... her FRIED WINGS tasted FRIED. Ma’am sit on a cactus

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

Trevor has developed a sports betting addiction, he will now go by Conor O’Neill

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

Buyea is like a big scary dude (not really but looks scary) and he owns two chihuahuas hahahaha

[Kristin @kristincerrone]

Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet?

Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.