Kristin Bowman

Mama, Wife, Doc, Workout Addict, next level sarcasm.

[Kristin Bowman @kristindaveen]

@Rick_Pescatore Don’t forget the hospitalists that everyone seems to forget about that admit all the patients and keep the inpatient side running despite insane censuses, understaffing, and not being paid what we’re worth. It’s why I’m leaving hospital medicine after 16 years.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Gov. Walz: We just found out Trump had his branded Bibles printed in China. This dude will even outsource God. But hey, I don’t blame Trump for not noticing the ‘Made in China’ sticker. They put them on the inside, a part of the Bible that he’s never looked at

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Brilliant ad. If you have a daughter and you are voting for Trump you are insane.

Also I hope you will one day have to explain to her why you voted for a man who was found to have sexually assaulted a woman.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Somebody please explain to me how JD Vance, who wrote about humping a couch and has only been a Senator for barely TWO fucking years, thinks he has the right to criticize Kamala Harris' qualifications.

VP Harris served as:
- District Attorney for San Francisco, 7 years
- Attorney General for State of California, 6 years
- A United States Senator, 4 years
- The Vice President of the United States, 3.5 years

What gives him the fucking audacity?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The verdict is in. Guilty on all counts. Trump is officially a CONVICTED FELON.

You are either now planning to vote for a convicted felon for president or you are not. Stop pretending that the side that is NOT voting for the felon is the crazy one.

If I asked any American in 2016 whether they would vote for a CONVICTED FELON, 99.9% would have said “HECK NO!”

YOU CHANGED, not the American justice system.

[Sean Malarkey @SeanMalarkey]

“Dear teenage boy at the skate park...

You're probably about 15 years-old, so I don't expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for that matter.

What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for just for boys.

So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of teenaged boys who were smoking and swearing, she immediately wanted to turn around and go home.

I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put on my mom voice and exchange words with you.

I also didn't want my daughter to feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park just as much as you were.

So when she said, "Mom it's full of older boys," I calmly said, "So what, they don't own the skate park."

She proceeded to go down the ramp in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her.

She only had two or three runs in before you approached her and said "Hey, excuse me.."

I immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as you guys" speech when I heard you say, "Your feet are wrong. Can I help you?"

You proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance and steer, and she listened to you - a feat not attained by most adults.

You held her hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt.

I want you to know that I am proud that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it.

She left the skate park with a sense of pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.”

Via @JeaneanThomas

[Kristin Bowman @kristindaveen]

@WomenPostingLs Yeah. There’s no way

[Kristin Bowman @kristindaveen]

@WhoresofYore Alt

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[Kristin Bowman @kristindaveen]

@DrJessieAllan @TeamA1c6 I feel you. My Envo mask was the best investment. No more nose cuts.

[Kristin Bowman @kristindaveen]

@JennyBowmanJFB @Kings_Schools @Kings_HS @SCADdotedu Savannah!!!

[Gretchen Winter, MD 🌼 (Warning: Feral) @gretchemaben]

Did it hurt? When there was a global pandemic and you took a pay cut and worked longer hours and risked your life, but people didn’t care and refused to get vaccinated, and now your only release is those few minutes of sleep before your nightmares awaken you in a cold sweat?

[Prerana Chatty, MD @preranachatty]

Uber driver: you work at the hospital - are you a nurse?
Me: no I’m a doctor
Uber driver: oh snappppp you a baddie

Given how this annoying interaction typical goes, this has gotta be the top response 😂

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

News flash — when pediatricians are terrified to send their kids to schools maskless, EVERYONE should be terrified too.

I stand with the @AmerAcadPeds.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Swear to god if I hear about "99.5% survival" one more time, I'm gonna sigh heavily then continue on with my day but in a slightly worse mood.

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

Everybody’s a badass self-taught doctor and scientist until they get that 60L HFNC salon blowout.

[Chris Carroll MD @ChrisCarrollMD]

I think it’s time to admit the the honor system isn’t working for the unvaccinated and masking.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

You are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. You are here to create yourself, continuously.