thorin oakenshield.

mostly void, partially stars

she/her

[thorin oakenshield. @kristinklementz]

I'M CRYING I LOVE THIS FOX SO MUCH

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I just cannot get over the fact that the universe has foisted upon us the perfect illustration of literally every failing of capitalism and people are still like we can't be communists cuz there won't be enough types of soup

[thorin oakenshield. @kristinklementz]

UPDATE: MY HUSBAND LET ME CUT HIS HAIR WITH SEWING SCISSORS AND IT LOOKS GREAT

[Carleen Ceraldi @ceraldi_carleen]

Porn Hub gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

[Buku Blast @LegendOfBuku]

This is how white people tell history.

[CBC News Alerts @CBCAlerts]

Health Minister Patty Hajdu says many people are still waiting on lab results or haven't been tested. She says if you're not hearing of COVID-19 cases in your community, that doesn't mean they don't exist.

[Mike Schreiner @MikeSchreiner]

I’m thinking of all the people and small business owners stressed about paying rent today. Since the Ford gov has not delivered an emergency rent fund, I hope landlords will be flexible, even though you have cash flow challenges too. #onpoli

[Global Halifax @globalhalifax]

#BREAKING: Twenty new cases of COVID-19 have been identified in Nova Scotia, bringing the provincial total to 147. https://t.co/aC91wYQP60

[thorin oakenshield. @kristinklementz]

bet y'all never thought you would miss 2019 this much

[thorin oakenshield. @kristinklementz]

My husband keeps complaining that he needs a haircut yet refuses to let me attack his hair with scissors?? I do not understand??

[Amnesty UK @AmnestyUK]

For anyone that might need reminding

Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.

#TransDayOfVisibility

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I can't believe all these corporations are going bankrupt after one simple unforeseen medical emergency. Horrible planning on their part. Shouldn't have ordered all those avocado toasts I guess

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

[thorin oakenshield. @kristinklementz]

@DavidPressman

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

your quarantine name is the last thing you ate and no one gives a fucking shit we’re in hell

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Trump praises Japan's "very wise" decision to postpone the Olympics which were scheduled for July, a day after saying he wants America back open in April.