kristin

[Tilton @Tiltonic]

wow @hulu fumbling this stream so hard, it’s the oscars’ second worst Crash

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

biden: [clearing his throat for eight minutes] dr king has been shot

[Tilton @Tiltonic]

The greatest piece of media on the internet (and shot by my sweetheart @Kristinskyewing )

[Tilton @Tiltonic]

5th grader really captured my essence

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[Kytursii @kytursii]

The struggle is REAL

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

monday again

[kristin @Kristinskyewing]

It was sooooo bad

[Tilton @Tiltonic]

The Card Counter. I’ll see any insufferable shit to its credits, but @Kristinskyewing is not so forgiving and I couldn’t blame her with that one

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

I am glad to see a young woman seeing a red flag for exactly what it is and doing the right thing. I am sad her parents are trying to urge her to betray herself. I am delighted she is this wise.

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

Flight attendant: You’re sitting in an exit row. Are you ready willing and able to assist in case of an emergency

Me, half a xan and 2 bloody marys deep: Yeah definitely

[jess @enchantedjess13]

i’m a nepo baby in the sense that taylor swift is my mother

[ava @avesstwt]

Being stuck in the ticketmaster queue really has you wondering how different your life you be if you never listened to Our Song on the radio in 2006 that one time

[Gene Killian @genethelawyer]

It’s called the “Eras” tour because if you try to log in to Ticketmaster all you get are era messages