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[chic xulub @_olly_illions]

do you ever, apropos of nothing, just google a phrase to make sure you haven’t been using it wrong your whole life? just apropos of nothing

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[chic xulub @_olly_illions]

it's unfathomable to me that joseph joestar is some people's least favorite jojo

[chic xulub @_olly_illions]

no one tells you how hard it is to eat and go on your laptop at the same time when you've had surgery on one of your hands

[♡ sofie @carkisms]

Honestly I’m this close to quitting watching South Park for good. Every single character I actually love turns out to be problematic or worse. I’m so tired of finding out after I already got attached. Feels like i can't enjoy anything anymore without a background check first

[richard @richard_normal]

the american left needs to get serious. we don’t need to destroy the one ring. the one ring is here to stay. we need to wield isildurs bane for socially progressive purposes. equitable access to the one ring can be a uniting cause for the left.

[Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas]

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

The Democrats didn't ignore it. They send cops in to beat college kids bloody in all the blue states. They watched as genocide protesters got kicked out of their universities or had their degree denied. The Democrats 100% acted against all protests

[chic xulub @_olly_illions]

one thing about me is you'll always catch me with a tab open on the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event

[zach @blip_tm]

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

[chic xulub @_olly_illions]

@MZYouhana @DougHenwood @nycDSA he told me. i said i'd be toxic for your candidacy lol

[chic xulub @_olly_illions]

@MZYouhana @DougHenwood @nycDSA your statement + my endorsement = landslide victory

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Young Thug reveals he guessed today’s Wordle on the first try 😳

[Die Anglofrage @yurtbayan]

material conditions made me do it your honor

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Big weather system coming through.
Here's what we know so far.

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

Does anyone know a good movie about perverse female sexuality and the world of classical music

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

texting “this could be us” to various men in my life

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Mario Aguiriano @AguirianoMario]

Poster soviético navideño de la Segunda Guerra Mundial.