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[kristina @kristio007]

@OakfieldSzn @FreddyLA7 Coke. No one down here says pop.

[kristina @kristio007]

@AntonioSabatoJr Is it only meat/eggs? No vegetables or fruit? I've been thinking of going low carb but not meat only. How did you not get sick of it? I feel like I would really start craving spinach, carrots, etc.

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said

You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

[kristina @kristio007]

@AntonioSabatoJr Weird looking staypuff marshmallow man 😆

[kristina @kristio007]

@vtrivella Ice cold water, chewing spearmint gum and getting outside. I don't get in my car without a big glass of ice water.

[kristina @kristio007]

@ronin21btc Very, very true statement. Signed a Texan

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

Oldie but fantastic!😊

This should brighten anyone’s day.👏

I can’t breathe.

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Prince with literally the greatest 'hold my beer' moment of all time.

I'm out of words.

[blue @words_salad]

and I think Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy should have an oscar not just for Spy but for the Spy gag reel too

[kristina @kristio007]

@InternetH0F I worked at the ad agency that made this commercial back in the 90's.

[kristina @kristio007]

Lol

[Kiran @KiranTheNomad]

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray.

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

The USA right now 😭

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

Love this! 🤣

[kristina @kristio007]

Lol

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

"Survival of the fittest" 😭