Kristy Anderson

[💫🅰️♈️🆔 @ADavidHaleJoint]

Texas A&M’s offensive line is so bad you’d think its coach was responsible for how bad Florida State’s offensive line is.

[Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) @sean_spicier]

Please try this at the Iron Bowl next week

[Kristy Anderson @kristy_anders]

@ChrisMartzWX I’m so sorry for the loss of your beloved boy. Thank you for loving him enough to set him free.

[Kristy Anderson @kristy_anders]

@ChrisMartzWX Jethro is a lucky boy to be so loved. Sending a prayer for him and for you.

[Retired Orrin G. Hatch (inactive) @RetiredOrrin]

Elizabeth Warren is worth $12 million dollars. She has a $3 million home in Massachusetts, has made more than $4 million on book deals, and is a United States Senator.

She *is* the rich and powerful.

[Kristy Anderson @kristy_anders]

@ShannonBream A tired dog is a good dog. Aerobic exercise and obedience training, both on a daily basis.

[Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) @sean_spicier]

I get that he’s the front runner and they have to take him down, but Joe Biden’s opponents ignoring his new grandchild is downright rude

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

For those who crap on modernity/capitalism ....

[. @BasediBrett]

Myles Garrett should never play another down of professional football again. Ever.

[Retired Orrin G. Hatch (inactive) @RetiredOrrin]

Imagine hating the President so much you decide to protest his wife supporting something called “cuddle program” for babies born on drugs.

https://t.co/uUSbLJgklN

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Bad news for Virginians, especially those waiting to be born.

[Sosua Stoute @biggameJames_36]

“Daddy I cAnt get candy from that house!”

Why’s that son?

#whispers

“They’re gators!”

[Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) @sean_spicier]

If she’ll admit to 52 trillion, just imagine what the actual cost will be

[reason @reason]

In three years in office, Trump has added more to the national debt than President George W. Bush did in his entire two terms. https://t.co/KYN0YYpD4E

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Yeah, legalizing drugs is a great idea.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Every GOP presidential candidate of the past 20 years has been called a “racist,” hence why the attack had minimal effect in changing perceptions of Trump in 2016.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Reminder: You could literally confiscate ALL of the wealth of the top 1 percent and it wouldn't come close to paying for Medicare for All and the Green New Deal.

[Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) @sean_spicier]

While you’re skimming the constitution for your Emoluments Clause burn, be sure to let someone know if you find the free college and healthcare part

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

One of the 3,000 reasons I love Dabo Swinney. https://t.co/0o5K0lJb8n