Kristy

certified drama queen. aspiring comedian. I also tweet about reality tv more often than is necessary

[maybe she’s born w bars maybe it’s trauma 🇵🇸 @WocDonnaTartt]

🧵"Men have needs"

Cis Straight men's idea of intimacy or lack thereof reduced to only physical intimacy and how they see it viable to cheat if their needs are not met:

#Scandoval #PUMPRULES #pumprulesreunion #pumprulesfinale

[A. D. 🩷 @TattleTav]

Rachel cried more about aging out of pageants then betraying her best friend. Is she okay? #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

I would do sick things to be drinking grapefruit White Claws with Scheana, Ally and Brock while watching the #PumpRules reunion in real time while wearing UGGs in a trailer outside the studio

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Andy calling Raquel’s conversation with Ariana about her relationship with Sandoval “diabolical” is sending me. #PumpRules

[thug in a cocktail dress @BravoBee96]

I see mad ppl bitching that Lala/James came for Sandoval more than Ariana did & ill just say- if I ever went thru a life altering betrayal then had to pull myself together mere weeks later to face everyone, I damn sure hope my friends would throw down for me like that #PumpRules

[AL @MissSchliez]

THE BIG SURPRISE….

Rachel: We fucked in Mexico

We already know.

Rachel: We fucked in St. Louis

We already know.

Rachel: We fucked in their house

WE ALREADY KNOW #PumpRules

[pop culture opinions @realitytteav]

Can I just say shoutout to all the people who’s been watching vanderpump rules since 2013. We have known this show was a hit from the start now look at all the new people experiencing this w us. #pumprules

[ec hall @emmaclarehall]

me after ariana wished that CHARLOTTE WOULD HAUNT RAQUEL #PumpRules

[heebie jeebies @isbyeathreat]

I do love Ariana, enough that I ate her cookie in the back of your car. Lala is a menace im obsessed #PumpRules #pumprulesreunion

[esteco 🍑 💎 🌺 🍝 🩺🍊 @esteco2]

The way these two assholes can turn it off so fast then start cracking up. ZERO GUILT! They are sociopaths #pumprulesreunion #pumprules

[Reality TV Gurly 👀 @realitytvgurly]

For the t-shirt wearers everywhere-

we ride at dawn.

#PumpRules

[A Tribe Called Jess @JessRossTheBoss]

“She ain’t gonna win this pageant either, Lisa”

#PumpRules #PumpRulesReunion

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

"I don't know why Raquel was the narrator of that night, but that's not what happened."

I'd like to nominate Ally for the Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role Emmy for her 8-minute cameo on the #PumpRules reunion

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The fact that she’s just now thinking about this is wild… #pumprules

[liv. @oliviajensine_]

“I need a break from filming!!!”

Sandoval wants privacy and needs to stop filming because he *needs* to coach Raquel on what to say next.

He’s such a piece of shit.
#PumpRules

[Kristy @kristymcdd]

Grossest comment from the grossest dude

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

"You pulled your IUD the day you found out Stassi was pregnant."

Are we not going to follow up on this low blow comment from Sandoval? Jesus. #PumpRules

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

"You pulled your IUD the day you found out Stassi was pregnant."

Are we not going to follow up on this low blow comment from Sandoval? Jesus. #PumpRules

[That Housewives Guy @housewivesguy]

“I will not have mutual friends with him. So I’m not longer your friend.” ARIANA MADIX QUEEN OF BOUNDARIES🩷 #PumpRules