krispy

some spare parts

[krispy @kristyn__]

I’m visiting my grandpa right now on his literal deathbed and I asked him if he’s ever smoked pot. He said “more times than I have fingers and toes…. and coke too”

[natalia✴️🍊☁️ @sublimeriot]

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma
me during the mesozoic era:

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

in honor of final destination week…

the BEST deaths in the final destination franchise: a thread

[maya ✡︎ ☭ @spdersfromarss]

knuckle tattoos that say BOBD YLAN

[something something fashion @dollbodydoesoul]

we are all just girls

[ashtrayolsen @ashtrayolsen]

loading Sims 2 up for the first time in a decade and still knowing all the cheats

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

*walking up to the librarian* excuse me, books on becoming a beast? books on going from man to beast?

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

john carpenters the thang

[laszlo¹² @lambszlo]

HE DID IT

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

*first day as a surgeon* ew ew ew ew

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

[Guy who’s never experienced wind] Bro something’s touching me but I can’t see it Bro

[krispy @kristyn__]

rest in peace, king

[krispy @kristyn__]

@proletarat one of my elderly regulars comes in twice a day, morning and afternoon, to get an ~extra hot, double cupped, two pumps of caramel latte~ for his wife. this could never be Bill!!

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Just crashed my car

[krispy @kristyn__]

one time I got lost in the woods hiking with my mom and sister and when the rescue people found us my mom was topless because she burned her shirt for a torch 🥴

[krispy @kristyn__]

playing the sims and using the heat from my laptop to help my cramps~ so girl coded

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

can you imagine how incredible it must feel to have six hundred dollars