Kristyn Rose

weird but in a (mostly) tolerable way

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

Why does this chicken smell so much like chicken?

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Seeing « favorite place » performed live by all time low is one thing.. but if @thebandcamino was here it would be.. another

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@Danidbeer @rihanna Literally mommy

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@Danidbeer @gweniebea I’d hit that

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Siri overhearing me talk about my shift and responding with this

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I asked my boyfriend if he would read to me and he goes “yeah, if you were blind”

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

If you think about it, all babies are made from hotdog flavored water

[Dani @Danidbeer]

When you go out to dinner with your bestie and see a cute girl but lost your chapstick so you have to use the grease from you burger as gloss.

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

Dad level 1000 response

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@midwesthammock @Danidbeer Please and screenshot results for the thread

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@Danidbeer Ok but what if I take your utensils and in exchange give you floss

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

In the past two days I have not only been called the dreadful “ma’am” but also “sir” so excuse me while I have an identity crisis

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

“Great dick, terrible vibes” - @Danidbeer

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My bf told me he needed to be up by a certain time so I called him 15x cuz I’m not gonna fail at any task you give me.. just to find out I was a whole ass hour early, the time zones really get you sometimes

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

Dani- I wanna be a fuckboi but like a nice fuckboi *15 seconds later* yeah if she doesn’t text me first tomorrow I’m blocking her number

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

@Danidbeer I have the best intentions ya know

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@arkwanders_ About damn time

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I just got labeled as someone’s great aunt, I mean aunt would be sufficient but we’ll play this age game I guess

[Kristyn Rose @KristynLeGrande]

@Danidbeer @christianfrench Anything to experience it w youuu

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@Danidbeer It’s me but only 4 days a week