kris wehner

Engineering Leader, Father of 3, Skeptical Optimist.

[kris wehner @kriswehner]

@will_sargent Definitely a V22

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Are you really trying to bully, intimidate and slut-shame @SenGillibrand? Do you know who you're picking a fight with? Good luck with that, @realDonaldTrump. Nevertheless, #shepersisted. https://t.co/mYJtBZfxiu

[SplunkLive! @SplunkLive]

"Splunk has become a single source of truth for us." Thx @kriswehner for sharing your experience using Splunk @Yelp during #splunklive SF!

[miabeauvais @miabeauvais]

Yelp Uses Splunk to Deliver Extraordinary Apps at Supersonic Speeds https://t.co/iT4fV6SxfL via @YouTube

[Splunk UK @SplunkUK]

The Splunk fam grows: @Yelp deploys Splunk Enterprise to bolster it's #opensource strategy, via @computerweekly. https://t.co/hvk7mmdwFJ

[Splunk @splunk]

.@Yelp's secret weapon in the $30 billion food delivery battle: @splunk data analytics. https://t.co/kXNBRkPeiJ via @BillCarmody in @Inc

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

[kris wehner @kriswehner]

@DaveNonne @daveavent @jamiesmart get ‘er done.

[kris wehner @kriswehner]

@will_sargent Saw this and couldn't help but think of you https://t.co/53rDjMmZ56

[kris wehner @kriswehner]

@daveavent next time you’re in town there’s one right by my house

[theCUBE @theCUBE]

#FF @kriswehner on #theCUBE #SplunkConf16 #SplunkConf #Splunk @Splunk #theCUBE
https://t.co/dWlXlOD0kW

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

So cool that @realDonaldTrump got to visit Mexico. I hear the taco bowls are really good down there.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.

[U.S. Navy @USNavy]

Retweet to say #HappyBdayUSCG and thank you! The @USCG Semper Paratus – Always Ready for 226 years!

[Jane IMAGINABLE McGonigal ❤️ @avantgame]

PLEASE RT: Did anyone lose a backpack full of Disneyland toys and princess autographs in San Francisco? I know who found it + can return it!

[Britni Danielle @BritniDWrites]

This is Officer Montrell Jackson & his baby boy. He was killed in #BatonRouge today.

[kris wehner @kriswehner]

Opening a bottle of wine with a tree: achievement unlocked.

[Histry in Pictures @Histreepix]

Ernest Hemingway boxes Chinua Achebe for the Nobel Prize in Literature. Ogidi, Nigeria, 1954.

[King Charles III (parody) @Charles_HRH]

Text from Mr Cameron: “I can’t live, if living is without EU”.

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

DRUNK AS HELL BUT NO THROWIN UP

HALFWAY HOME AND MY BLOOMBERG STILL BLOWIN UP