Kristopher Weinisch

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Got a little lemon energy drop #Ricolasample with my bed bath order. Delicious stuff... Assume I'm too late for free bag but still tasty

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

@JordanSpieth Mom wearing @UnderArmour wedding band @TheMasters

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

The second time you swipe the card @sonicdrive_in, #rockbottom.

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

@sonicdrive_in, The chili dog needs a better bun. By the time it reached me the dog/chili combo had exceeded the tensile strength of the bun

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

You know you are bing-eating when you try to dip an onion ring in the ranch and there's already half an onion ring floating. @sonicdrive_in

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Getting a workout in before the storm..... #snowexcuses

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Facebook paper is the best thing since loaves of bread were cut into individual pieces that could be used to hold meat and mayonnaise

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

They should just call the Men's Downhill the cocaine death race. They must be high. My lord. #Sochi2014

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

I love ice cream. Holy sh*t do I love ice cream

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Can not wait for #GrandBudapestHotel from Wes Anderson

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Don't waste your time making a reservation @nysdmv. You get called to a temporary window and then dumped back in the cue. Aggravated!!!

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Hmmm, NO. This is the worst smelling candle ever. @TheYankeeCandle

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Had a dream last night that I was scheduled to fight @MikeTyson. Woke up fight day. TG, cause if u die in a dream, u die in real life.

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

If anyone has a move coming up,
I have a ton of great boxes and paper from my move. You're welcome to come get them. I'm near Babylon train.

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Waiting here at train station for the 7:01 train to arrive. One question arises, is @LIRR ever on time? Babylon train always late. Literally

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Ohhhhh, that's why @taylorswift13 is so famous. Wow

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Back to Long Island. Moving to Babylon tomorrow. thanks for all the memories NYC

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Right boot

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

“@CoryBooker: NO! The Super Bowl is in New Jersey. RT @NYCWIZARD Super Bowl is in New York” - there's nothing super in Jersey, Mr. Booker

[Kristopher Weinisch @kriswk33]

Turn on channel 4 if you want to see amazing athletes @ninjawarrior. Turn on channel 7 if you want to see 25 women act pathetic @BachelorABC