Kris

Slightly barking mother of 4. Writer, baker, mechanic & gardener. Mad knitter, chicken wrangler, comic lover, space cadet & Holmesian geek. Fervent Remainer

[Kris @KrisWW]

@MatthewStadlen Nope. Infinitely poorer, in fact.

[Kris @KrisWW]

@CroftyF1 Did you see the additions to the Bahrain circuit on Google maps?

[Kris @KrisWW]

@absoluteradio I use the Gü pots to give teenagers their own dipping sauce - garlic mayo or gyoza sauce etc. Saves riots over double dipping! Kris near Bawtry x

[Kris @KrisWW]

@liveotherwise Also, blackcurrants and raspberries are essential

[Kris @KrisWW]

@liveotherwise Entirely reasonable - in fact, I recommend everyone do it! As for fruit trees, two or three apples, a plum and a cherry are a good place to start.

[Tina Nguyen @tina_nguyen]

I have a very close friend who’s a researcher studying public health at a major NGO, and he told me that this was THE week to practice as much social distancing as possible, even if you don’t have to go to work.

I asked him to explain why. Sharing his answers w/ permission (1/x)

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.

[Pendler #FBPE #WeAreEurope @Pendler7OL]

@beajayemac @manda_kenwrick This is the best article I have found on interpreting the various and very confusing #CoronavirusPandemic statistics in the media. https://t.co/xHnC8ImjYZ

[Kris @KrisWW]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kris @KrisWW]

Diehard #Labour voters brainwashed into voting #Conservative (aka the #BrexitParty) by the papers. Does no one see how they’re being led around by the nose? 🐑

[Kris @KrisWW]

Thank you #Stockholm, you’ve been amazing

[Kris @KrisWW]

@Sharksclass #SharkMasters #SharksTaskmaster

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"My question to you is, is this what you want? Is this how you want history to remember you? As the handmaidens to authoritarianism?"

Watch as @carolecadwalla calls out the "gods of Silicon Valley" for being on the wrong side of history: https://t.co/SrTKzCbPSV #TED2019

[Kris @KrisWW]

@stopcolitis Hi - I’ve been waiting for my invite to participate in this next phase of the trial! When does it start?

[Kris @KrisWW]

So how does one go about registering as #disabled? Having to unwillingly admit that life isn’t what it was and maybe I do need some help with things, but JFC this is not easy.

[Kris @KrisWW]

@liveotherwise Site is back up and at 642,000 🥳

[Kris @KrisWW]

@liveotherwise Last number I saw was about 619,000 ish ☺️

[Kris @KrisWW]

Revoke Article 50 and Remain in the EU
https://t.co/THx8d7lCGp
Let’s stop this time wasting insanity and focus on more important things such as knife crime, poverty, the NHS... Sign & share on every platform.

[Kris @KrisWW]

Revoke Article 50 and Remain in the EU
https://t.co/THx8d7lCGp
Let’s stop this time wasting insanity and focus on more important things such as knife crime, poverty, the NHS... Sign & share on every platform.