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[kris @kritagurl]

@ProjectLincoln I love how Pence says he won’t enact nation wide laws for Covid prevention saying he doesn’t want to take “freedoms away from Americans” yet he’s more then happy to take freedoms away from women with pro life laws. This guy is a joke 🤣

[Karine Jean-Pierre @K_JeanPierre]

She ready.

[kris @kritagurl]

I’m up for a sequel of Hocus Pocus but only if they use the original cast. They haven’t inhaled children in 27 years obviously they’re going to look older....

[kris @kritagurl]

I would love to know my dogs love language.

[kris @kritagurl]

@iliza rescheduling her show for summer 2021 instead of giving her fans their money back in a time like this..

[kris @kritagurl]

“Per my last email.”
Translation: “BITCH DID I STUTTER!?”

[kris @kritagurl]

Me jumping to conclusions

[kris @kritagurl]

Divorces during COVID

[kris @kritagurl]

Any one heard from the murder hornets?? I feel like they left us on read.

[kris @kritagurl]

@HannahBuehler @WKBW I’m sure it’s paid suspension...it always is. These men are disappointments and should be fired. They serve and protect their egos and nothing more.

[kris @kritagurl]

Not sure why I’m not allowed to buy a house in a 50+ community...we live the same life style!

[kris @kritagurl]

I miss trash shows like “Next” and “Room Raiders”!!!

[Trisha Barraclough @PMBarraclough]

@EricTrump Do chips crumble? I suppose it depends which way the cookie falls? Speaking of bad people - here are some monsters

[kris @kritagurl]

Adele baby girl, are you good???

[E! News @enews]

How we feel pretending we're young and hip, trying to learn all these TikTok dances: 'Sup with the whack TikTok,' sup? (📷: Warner Bros.)

[kris @kritagurl]

I’m excited to wake up tomorrow to all the stimulus check memes.... #reallyliving

[kris @kritagurl]

The only thing getting me through this COVID shit is dreaming about that house I’m going to buy once the market crashes again.

[kris @kritagurl]

Some of y’all have never been over weight and had to rely on nothing but your sense of humor and personality and it shows....

[kris @kritagurl]

@netflix and @hulu need to unleash some new emergency content for this up coming government shut down. I don’t know what I’ll do alone in my apartment for two weeks....

[TSwift_Lover @Rno58dhM]

“A man is allowed to react. A woman can only overreact.” #TheManMusicVideo