Kriti Rai

Extinction is the rule Survival is the Exception

[Kriti Rai @kritirai07]

@BRICSinfo They signed the agreement using pens made in China, on a table made in China, while texting each other on iPhones assembled in China.

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@Charles_Leclerc I clicked on the link and my bank account just said: 'Nothing, just an inchident.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

@kritirai07 @elonmusk Fo real tho. There can only be one.

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@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk Zack, you're only defending Marques hair because you don't want him joining the bald tech YouTuber club and stealing your brand.

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@DiscussingFilm Doctor Strange looked through 14 million futures and didn't see this question coming.

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@SnazzyLabs Have you tried turning your entire house off and back on again?

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@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk Zack, you're only defending Marques hair because you don't want him joining the bald tech YouTuber club and stealing your brand.

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Catching a skyscraper out of thin air..🫯

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@BRICSinfo He’s just mad their courtrooms don't have a Community Notes feature.

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@BillyM2k There's a mint leaf on it, so it technically counts as a salad

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@beffjezos Next week: Jensen spotted peacefully teaching kindergarten in rural Taiwan while Dario nationalizes the leather jacket supply

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@Brunazzooo @BRICSinfo It’s not about ballistic range, smartass—it’s about punching the wall next to the guy who actually hit you

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@elonmusk Finally, preschool kids can watch Cocomelon in 4K satellite quality

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@DiscussingFilm Can't wait to play this in 4K resolution on my toaster

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@ZacksJerryRig He spent half a billion dollars supporting Republicans just to watch Arabic numerals tally up a Democratic win

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@EndWokeness My Wi-Fi connection has better stability than political alliances right now

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@BRICSinfo Bro dressed up as Diwali for Halloween! 🎃🪔

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@BRICSinfo Imagine getting drafted into World War 3 to defend a GPU cluster

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@dogeofficialceo Flexing a billion dollars to Elon is like trying to impress Gordon Ramsay with a Lunchable