Keith Borst

That delightfully cynical and all around crabby ol' chap! Who you've come to love... Tweets may contain: Technology, Disney, A/V eng., and electronics.

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Only at #celticclassic #celticfest is three bagpipers on stage considered rockin' it! #sevennations #glenngarrybhoys !!

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Four Parks. One Week. Started with #DorneyPark. Get ready @SFGrAdventure , @HersheyPark and #Knoebels: Here we come!

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Disappointed #Windows10 "Universal" is apps only. Finally hoped ASUS could make Windows Padfone. Phone, tablet, and laptop. True All-In-One.

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Just got the Mic X from APHEX last night. Taking it through its paces. I'll have to do a review on it soon.

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I always liked Thing, he's always there to lend a helping hand. #AdamsFamily @ABCFamily

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One day I'll get around to sticking foam tiles around my office so it won't hurt so much when I bang my head from the IT/AV calls I get.

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Why not post EVERYTHING they've got. We know they have copies; they use them in shows/specials. It costs them nothing. Like printing money.

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Can't Disney put the Festival of Fantasy soundtrack online. The cost is a piss in the ocean to them to post to iTunes/Amazon/etc.

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I found a few problems with the questions on #idiotest. Can you find them all? Tip: Watermelon is never served whole.

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"I could calculate your chances of survival, but you won't like it." #HitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy

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Watching #Frozen. Not too bad. Odd transition to Let It Go, though.

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I like the village far away and we had a moat.
Best moats are made of good manners and filled with congeniality.
Then I shall bake cookies.

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Did you know Tim Roth was asked to play Professor Snape in the Potter films? He passed to commit himself to the Planet of the Apes remake.

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All 3 Lion Kings are from Shakespeare: 1: Hamlet, 2: Romeo & Juliet, 1.5: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (Late spin off from Hamlet)

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Doesn't Frozen feel a lot like Lion King? Heir to kingdom, parent(s) die, runs away, sings song of "let[ting] go" of your past. No? Just me?

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Rewatching Lion King-Like ya do-and wondering: Mufasa and Scar are the only males in the pride. So who is Nala's father? Mufasa? Then ewwww!

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With H/W keyboards, computer translators, and standards thoroughly monitored; will the English alphabet change as it has in the past?

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#Redskins are offensive? Andrew Jackson, face of the $20 bill, instigated the Trail of Tears. I'm now accepting $20 bills from all offended.

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Funny how Edison was the biggest researcher in electric cars and now the 'Tesla' name is moving it forward. The feud continues to this day!

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Accidentally deleted 3,500 articles in my rss reader! Freaked out. Then I thought: if there's any real news, there'll be new posts about it.