Krista

Live it your way

[Miaw @Miaw]

🖤

[Krista @kritterbuggg]

Such a good boy! Door wide open but he's happy inside! @Newfie15243

[Des Morgan (nEwFiE)🫐 @Newfie15243]

Every night she gets the surprise. 🤣🤣🤣

[Des Morgan (nEwFiE)🫐 @Newfie15243]

Great job @SarahSmellie
Thanks for the shoutout and kind interview.

https://t.co/V0VX4Uyt4O

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Poor thing is swamped with bread orders

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[❤︎₊ ⊹ kinda crazy @shortandspiccy]

April fools is cancelled this year because everyday is a fucking joke

[Krista @kritterbuggg]

@Newfie15243 🙄

[viramimoza @viramimoza]

🌸💓🌸✨👋

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A little 5-year-old girl was usually driven to school by her grandad, but one day he had a cold, so Grandma took her instead.

That night, she told her parents, “Driving with Grandma was really different today.”

“Oh? How so?” they asked.

“Well,” she said, “with Grandma, we didn’t see a single numb-nuts, shit-for-brains, or dickhead the whole way!”

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

When the TV Turns Off but the Dance Party Isn’t Over 🐶🤣

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

what a sweet little face 🖤🤍

[The pets only 🐾 @Thepetsonly]

How can someone not love these creatures? 😺

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

Mom’s Trying… But They Just Won’t Sleep