KriyaQuotes™

Unforgettable quotes from the one and only Princess Patel.

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"Monsen thought I was laughing at him but actually I was laughing because the music said 'tutti'"

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"I don't get it. But it's okay. Brown people don't get things"

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"This marshmallow is really warty"

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"She's one of those people you only know if you've met them"

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"Maybe Tom was brown in his past life"

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"Do brown people not get bitten by bugs?"

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@suzanne62698 No recent quotes, but how about a bonus throwback video!

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"My nose holes are pretty small"

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"If any random Patel that you don't know tries to follow you on Instagram don't add them!"

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@kriyapatel97 NEVER

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"I had some really threatening thing to say and now I forgot."

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"People are gonna think I'm 18 and a half and pregnant"

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"I'm a bad mom. My kids call me bad mama"

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"I used to not wipe myself when I was little. I was little! Who freakin cares!"

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"I wanted to jump in with the alligators but I held myself back"

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"I don't hug pillows. I hug people"

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"Oh I hog the blanket. But just a little bit"

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"Mike. Show me your toes, right now."

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"He's giving a sick brown girl a look!"