Kyle Johnson

Bikes + Books + Food + Music + Travel

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

She peed on the bed yesterday and she pooped on the clean laundry last night

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

Did you eat yet?

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¿Como va todo?

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ctabus 305

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pork al pastor is leeching out of my pores. who wants to lick my face?

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i'm so happy right now jk

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@ross_meyerson the todd palin

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what a day! great sets a #p4k followed by a stunning @exhexband after-show. just need tacos & sex to make my life conplete.

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

the future of R&B was on the blue stage today @FKAtwigs @kelelam

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@adrian20brown you're failing at normcore

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@adrian20brown vibram 5 fingers, DUH

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

precor 100i stair machine says "CLIMB FASTER" I say SHUT UP BITCH YR NOT MY MOM. *leaves gym and eats a cheeseburger

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#pitchforkfest day 1 highlight: @giorgiomoroder proving that he wrote/produced every hit song frim 1977-1986

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

just sent a sext that was a photo of a steak taco

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

micro-greens are like the micro-penis of the salad world. this is not a tweet about my penis.

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i may have sat on the toilet last night watching youtube vids and eating beef jerky. no idea why.

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hey @_morski how many campers have you murdered so far?

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your happiness sickens me. let's have sex.

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

checklist: beer, tacos, and social interaction achieved. if i can manage to get laid my life will be complete.

[Kyle Johnson @krjohns77]

OK Cupid profile: my shortcomings will make u feel better about yourself until something better comes along.