playitcrazy 〽️ark

♊️ getting to the bag platinum tweet coming soon pls love yourself buffed up TMC stay home or die gone

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Realistically, what’s actually stopping someone from taking out a massive loan at 80 years old and spending every penny before they pass away?

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

Hell yeah. Spend the first 80 years of your life building perfect credit and the last 5-20 nuking it

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Capitalism is so great that it has to be bailed out by socialism every 4 to 7 years

[100 Climate Messages @climatemessages]

WE CAN CONVERT VISIBLE LIGHT INTO ELECTRICITY. WHY ARE FOSSIL FUELS STILL EVEN A THING?

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

how much of a loser do u have to be to actually donate to the government

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

SONY CAN DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT FOR NOT PLAYING.

while everyone argued about disc drives, the internet actually read Sony's European Terms of Service. section 21 of the current terms - and the clause has been there for years.

- go 36 months without logging in, and Sony may begin closing your account
- they send one email warning. You get six months to respond
- miss that email, and your entire digital library - games, DLC, purchases - becomes permanently inaccessible
- "Account closure is irreversible" - direct quote from the document

now do the math with what Sony announced this week:
> from 2028 physical disc production for new games ends - there is no backup plan.
> three years of real life - deployment, illness, a broken console - and everything you've bought over the years hangs on a single email sent to whatever address you registered in 2026.

THE DISC NEVER ASKED IF YOU'D BEEN ACTIVE LATELY.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’d quit any job that would reply like this

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

The Boomer mind is fascinating

[Douglas. Just Douglas. @DougieRams]

"big momma" is AAVE.
Big momma's have to be Black. Audaciously Black.

Idk what white women get to be but they ain't big momma. Lil mimaw or some shit like that

[scoob @MostCrucified]

@goodsportztakez i got this little stool up behind the register i sit on sometimes but i had to stop cuz the boss saw me on the cameras when they were looking for something later 😂

[Ament ROTY (4.3% FC) @goodsportztakez]

@MostCrucified Summer of 2020 I worked a pizza delivery job and towards the end they kept giving me the day shifts but obviously nobody wants pizza during the day so me and my coworkers would roll up out back and watch the bubble games in the back office lol

[scoob @MostCrucified]

i actually can't believe i'm getting double pay for working today me and the manager both don't drive so the parking lot is empty people think the store is closed i'm crying lmao

[jezz @JezziiB]

Reminder that even in 1776, people were calling out the Founding Fathers for preaching independence while enslaving people.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Apple being sued for icloud overcharge Good cos they be stealing

[Riddle @RiddleSphere]

@Gabbrielxzn Patient zero was just a caveman who really knew his tools.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The fact autism is heritable through families implies the existence of a patient zero. First person to ever be autistic must've been like yoooooo

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

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