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“I'm David Hasselhoff”
-David Hasselhoff, The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (2004)

[ghost! vol. 3 @mayorbigmeat]

this kills me cuz it’s almost indistinguishable from incel shit lol

[jjc357 @jjc357890]

Just put the soprano frames on the timeline dawg

[MrMan @QuestionStan23]

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen a film give less of a fuck about flopping at the box office

[Memorïa @deathofmeaning]

people in new york be like "now watching: Shrek 2 on 35mm"

[Thomas Thorburn @ThomasThorbur11]

Corporate is really asking why you beat your wife

[Future Lesbian Housewife 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🤝🏳️‍⚧️ @gaygirly4422]

Just remembered “they’re giving he-man pronouns”

[DareM88 @darem88]

>yugoslavia was a front for serbian interests

[PJ Underwood Covers the Waterfront #Indiginerd @SeptonFratelli]

Next time, ask ChatGPT to make your wife and kid love you.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

I’m not sure I can take these first two guys so seriously if they’re going without their Directorial Berets. The third guy means business, clearly.

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Jared Leto reportedly skinned himself alive to prepare for his role as Skeletor in 'MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE'.

(Source: https://t.co/lkbK42O0z2)

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Star Wars making the central figure of their new movie a 50yo baby constitutionally incapable of growing up is a little bit on the nose as critique of their fans

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Noah Khrachvik @khrachvik]

His books were readily available to read in USSR. They were studied as any ideologies would be studied.

There is a great story Michael Parenti used to tell about a trip he took to USSR. He was with a bunch of American academics, who had been talking down on the Soviets and the censorship they guessed they had been under.

When one of them asked a Soviet academic which western theorists he’d read, he rattled off a long list, which both Friedman and Hayek were on. The Soviet then asked the American which Soviet theorists he’d been able to read.

And the American couldn’t list a single one.

That story is a perfect encapsulation of how real, effective censorship works. You’re not outright forbidden to read. You are, instead, gaslit into it with billions of dollars worth of propaganda, information marginalization, distortion, and lies.

This is why you still find people today who believe in cartoons, rather than simply opening their eyes and looking at the real world, who retreat into safe abstractions rather than face the cold, hard reality that we are the most propagandized, socially engineered, and brain washed people in history.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

every once in a while they made john wayne play a guy who fought for the union and you could tell his heart just wasn't in it

[Noah @noahs_corner]

What a way to end a career