kieran

managing editor @realrealclout | it won’t be this bleak forever

[kieran @krnrgrs]

up at 2am watching Haiti vs Scotland for my captain John McGinn

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

The Premier League will respond to this by limiting how much Aston Villa can spend this summer.

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Top-four finish ✅
Europa League winners 🏆

Unsustainable FC 😤

[Ezri Konsa @EzriKonsa]

Believe, Villans.

Before the Final, I wanted to take in the moment to share a few words with you all 💜

https://t.co/axZBb34j4J

[Lee Jordan 🍉 @LeeJordan_78]

The typical British mindset is that we should all be poor and miserable, except if you're rich because you've "earned it"

[matt @mattybtweets69]

That’s why you should never play “bizarre pickleball”

[kieran @krnrgrs]

please

[kieran @krnrgrs]

Aston Villa play Tammy Abraham please

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Pov: you turn to see me during the sad part of the movie

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

[Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague]

Unai Emery should be top of any list of any top club in the world that is looking for a manager

But if you think he would leave Aston Villa now, it means you haven't properly understood what he is feeling about the work he is doing

#RiseoftheVillans

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

We all know how this ends

[🇵🇸 @chomlat]

He's saving cinema; get behind him instead of trying to hate on every little thing this guy does. Last real movie star.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was 8 I picked up the Chinese since it was round the corner. One time bossman handed me an extra chicken ball and I ate it from his hand like a deer. Everyone behind the counter erupted with laughter soon as I left. I'm 24 and it still haunts me.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

rest in peace, rob reiner 💔

[Daydreamer @daydsince09]

Imagine you are a new artist, you are projected to debut your first number #1, Taylor Swift has been in #1 for weeks at that time, but she begins to release new variants of her album to block you for the #1 spot and all she has to say is “I don’t want to”

[Y @tinscognito__]

Emery 3:16 just whooped your ass

[John Townley @johntownley11]

Brighton's last 12 home matches...

❌ Aston Villa
🤝 Leicester City
✅ West Ham
🤝 Newcastle United
✅ Liverpool
🤝 Fulham
✅ Man City
🤝 Tottenham
✅ Newcastle United
✅ Leeds United
✅ Brentford
❌ Aston Villa

#AVFC

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Hala Jaber @HalaJaber]

Sally Rooney might become unpublishable in the UK because she donates royalties to a protest group targeting Israeli arms factories.
They call it “counterterrorism,” when in fact it’s the state criminalising dissent, shielding an arms industry, & punishing an author for her politics. A democratic red line has seriously been crossed. Britain is actually criminalising solidarity to protect Israel’s arms industry.