Charles Entertainment Cheese

idk just put whatever, it’s not like people read those things anyways.

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

How am I supposed to explain to my therapist that my most recent mental breakdown was caused by the death of a fictional dnd character in a campaign that ended 3 years ago?

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Scenario: My pets are watching me rearrange the decor in my living room

My Dog: Gee, well, I’m a little concerned and confused but I’m sure they know what they’re doing!

My Cat: fucking idiot. *SCREAMS*

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

When you think the random stranger across the street is a really cute masc lesbian and then they turn around and they’re just some guy wearing joggers :(

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Baldur’s Gate 3, Save File 1: I can fix him 🥺

Baldur’s Gate 3, Save File 2: I can make him SO much worse 😈

Baldur’s Gate 3, Save File 3: Okay, now it’s HIS turn to fix ME.

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

God, fuck, it really can get worse, can it?

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

@kelseyytuel It’s important to stay snackin’ while you study

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Brb, googling: how to serve cunt in a god-honoring way.

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

All I’m saying is, if the Barbie movie doesn’t have a scene where Allan kisses Ken fully on the mouth then WHAT is even THE POINT, GRETA!?!

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

I want to write a folk-punk musical.

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Today’s gender of the day: that part in The Truman Show when his TV wife screams “DO SOMETHING!”

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Being fluid is so exhausting. I’ve been at least 6 genders in the past 14 hours and they just keep comin’

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Today’s gender of the day is: confused dad wandering the parking lot wearing a baseball cap and holding a bouquet of flowers. This is in honor of, I kid you not, the THIRTY men matching this description that I saw while walking into work.

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

How are we an entire WEEK into pride month with no updated news on OFMD season 2??? David Jenkins, I am in your walls! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

I can’t believe we are exactly one week into pride and I have not yet been kissed by another queer person. This is ILLEGAL.

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Why do I still have one foot in the pit of denial over being trans when I literally get gender envy from Charlie Day?

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Bring back Cringe! I’m tired of keeping that shit locked in!

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Today’s gender if the day is: sad old dad

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

When you thought you were the Stede Bonnet to his Edward… but it turns out he was just the Calico Jack to your Blackbeard 🤷🏻

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Soft-launching my gender by playing a trans man in my latest dnd campaign 😂

[Charles Entertainment Cheese @krntz]

Today’s gender of the day: