Kevin Roach

Bethany '21 grad 🎓⚾️ #Phillies #Flyers #Eagles

[Kevin Roach @KRoach79]

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[Bethany Athletics @BethanyWV_Bison]

BASE: SEE YAAAA. Kevin Roach hits a 2-run HR to give the Bison a 7-3 lead in the 5th. #ONEBethany

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

The US has become a Welfare State. 47% of our taxes is spent on social/welfare programs.

This has to stop.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If an American corporation needs workers, it should hire and train Americans.

[Doog @doogadoo11]

I vote against Democrats just as much, if not more, than I vote for Republicans

I'd rather a Republican who delivers me nothing over a Democrat who delivers any part of their evil agenda

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

man, what was in that fucking corn?

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

KYLE SCHWARBER WALKS IT OFF AS THE PHILLIES COMPLETE AN INCREDIBLE NINTH INNING COMEBACK

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

PHILLIES COMPLETE THE SWEEP AND WIN NINE STRAIGHT IN CRAZY FASHION

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Nine. #RingTheBell

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[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

That’s 9 victories in a row for the Philadelphia Phillies who pull off stunning 9th-inning comeback to beat the St. Louis Cardinals 6-4.
They were down 4-0 with 2 outs and wind up capping it off on Kyle Schwarber’s walk off HR

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

WALK-OFF SCHWARBOMB OVER THE BATTER'S EYE!!!!!!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Edmundoooooo!!!!!!

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Ryan Howard hit 225 HRs in his first 751 games as a Philadelphia Phillie.
Kyle Schwarber hit 225 HRs in his first 751 games as a Philadelphia Phillie.

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

THE TOP PROSPECT WE WERE PROMISED HAS ARRIVED

[Owen @Owennfa]

Insurance Company: "Your annual premium is $7,200."

You: "I've paid it every year for nineteen years. That's $136,800."

Insurance Company: "Correct."

You: "The storm took my roof. I'm filing my first claim."

Insurance Company: "Adjuster will be out Thursday."

You: "He was here. Photographed everything. What's the determination?"

Insurance Company: "Denied. Pre-existing wear and deterioration."

You: "The roof was six years old."

Insurance Company: "Our assessment differs from yours."

You: "So what did $136,800 buy me?"

Insurance Company: "Continuous coverage."

You: "Coverage for what?"

Insurance Company: "You're welcome to appeal. Or sue. We have four hundred attorneys and no deadline."

You didn't buy protection.

You bought the right to be told no by a company that already spent your money.

[Mike Crispi @MikeCrispi]

In New Jersey grocery stores:

The cheese is in plastic bags

The meat is wrapped in plastic containers

The milk is in plastic jugs

But you need to spend extra money on canvas bags at checkout because plastic bags are outlawed by the state legislature.

Peak mental illness.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The best records in MLB since May 1:

Brewers: 64-35
Phillies: 59-39
Rays: 58-40
Dodgers 57-40
Red Sox 57-40
Cubs 55-42
Braves 53-44
Yankees 53-44
White Sox 53-44
Astros 53-44

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Absolutely incredible…

Mark Cuban: "California is run terribly. The taxes are insane. That’s why people keep moving to Texas."

Mark Cuban (10 minutes later): "Vote for James Talarico. Turn Texas blue. What have Republicans ever done for the state."

[John Stolnis @JohnStolnis]

Jesus Luzardo over the last two seasons fWAR rank:

1. Cristopher Sanchez (11.6)
2. Paul Skenes (10.2)
T-3. LUZARDO (9.9)
T-3. Tarik Skubal (9.9)

Yep, Jesus Luzardo has been as valuable as Tarik Skubal since joining the Phillies.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

The Bank ERUPTED from Alec Bohm's walk-off 🔥

(via @Geico #BallparkCam) | @Phillies

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Black activists rallying around Karmelo Anthony. Leftists celebrating Charlie Kirk’s murder. Women forming fan clubs for Lindsay Clancy. The last 12 months have been the darkest I can remember. Something has been revealed about our society. These people have showed us who they really are, and we can never unsee it. “Radicalized” doesn’t really even begin to describe the effect all of this has had on some of us.