Kαren 🌻🧸🍒❣️

how could I not shine?

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

How do I block someone on Microsoft Teams?

[✰ @YLBJAYYY]

dis my world bitch have some respect

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I need to walk for 3 hours about this

[Thomas Frank @TomFrankly]

Currently 892 hours into automating a 30-second task I do 4 times a year

It's gonna be so worth it once I get everything working

[ari @arisstarii]

“okay bet” is a legally binding contract in California

[erika @yeeeerika]

per my last crash out

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

stop spending money on Claude Code.

Chipotle's support bot is free:

[katie @katefeetie]

all this RTO vs WFH stuff can be solved so easily: when my hair looks really good, everyone has to come into the office. otherwise, whatever

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

happy women’s month

[rizzy ⋆˙⟡ @WifiSh4wty]

why does everyone wanna go to japan let’s go to san bernardino, ca

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

first day of summer ima be outside for 25 hours

[SIE @_badassiee]

#mywayormyotherway

[HOUSE OF ERRORS @house_of_errors]

There is no paint on these jeans, just 1.5 million embroidery stitches.

Releasing Saturday.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

for christmas i’d like to know why

[MechFrog @TheMechFrog]

If we all have more children, they can be put to work on these wheels to generate power for the AI data centers.

[KrissyTheMua🎨🖌 @KrissyTheMua]

My daughter asked that we not sing happy birthday at her party. She in fact would like to sing Hurricane Chris, Halle Berry instead. I suggest y’all learn the words before the 13th.

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

He a better man than me. NY residents would wake up with my mixtape downloaded to their phones like the U2 album.