Kelsey Brown

Asheville➡️Austin➡️Seattle. I love meeting new people, eating good food and seeing beautiful places!

[out of context schitt’s creek @SchittsCreekOOC]

Midnights by Taylor Swift as Schitt’s Creek quotes

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

Ordered @ChipotleTweets last night and I’m guessing they were out of queso (which is fine, it happens sometimes!), but what I assume were the substitution choices - a salsa (reasonable choice) and a cutie (???) - were absolutely hilarious to me 😂

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

@floppywriter I got busted as a non-local for saying ‘San Mar-cOs’ instead of ‘San Marcus’ once back in my early days of living in Austin. Guadalupe and San Jack (San Jacinto) are others that I think fall under the same category as Manchaca in that area as far as (mis)pronunciation!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

This is terrifying.

[Lola Blanc @ohlalola]

Do you save all the voicemails from everyone you love in case they die unexpectedly or are you normal

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

@floppywriter Fries: Arby’s curly fries
Burger: P. Terry’s
Shake: Cook Out, probably mint Oreo or peanut butter Oreo flavor (though Shake Shack would definitely be the runner up!)

[Mercedes Martinez @MercedesLV]

I absolutely love this idea! Spread the word! @NevadaSPCA
#BettyWhiteChallenge

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

@torchystacos Seattle please, I am begging you 😩

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

here is your bi-annual reminder that Across the Universe is still one of the most visually stunning films ever made and never got the appreciation it truly deserved

[matt @dogfather]

if even more people retweet THIS tweet, zack has to at least consider the dogs in his local shelter first

[Samantha Bradshaw @_s_d_bradshaw]

Healthy Spot is a neglectful and abusive company that does not know how to care for animals. please checkout #noelstale on insta for more info

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

@TrevorEMetcalfe The sun? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. 😂

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

Fingers crossed @TMobile gives me $5,000 to start 2021 off right! #5Gsfor5G #contest

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Y’ALL. 😭 for $20 you can anonymously send an elderly person a poinsettia for Christmas. This woman will deliver them for you. I just did some. https://t.co/hWFFr1NEmt

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

Mood

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

This holiday, I’m gonna stay home in my trash can and avoid people.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

well, she's not named taylor slow

[Kelsey Brown @krobrown]

@AEBogle @Bojangles My love for @Bojangles knows no bounds, mind ya business