Normally my Hey Riddle Riddle shirts just get ignored, including the last two years of PBL. We’ve finally gone just off the rails enough. Glad I have the other teams to cycle through.
I finally had the awkward interaction I’ve been waiting for for years. “Where are the Sphinxes from?” “Santa Fe” “are they hockey or soccer…” “oh, Penguin Baseball” “the Sphinxes?? Are Penguin Baseball?”
If your website requires me to enter a phone number and a 4-number passcode, and it populates a full keyboard instead of just a number pad, you are wrong and need a better designer.
Having worked most of my life with the public, I’ve seen many people leave the restroom without washing their hands. Today, for the first time, I saw someone enter the bathroom, wash their hands, use the facility, then leave.
Why, in the name of all that is good, do people feel the need to yell a conversation five feet away from the only people on the entire floor that are actively trying to work. Literally go anywhere else.
I have read Doctor Sleep at least six times, yet somehow the twist near the end gets me every time. I literally gasped and said “I forgot!” out loud, confusing my coworkers.
My coworker decided they were going to ask us riddles during lunch, and was mad that I knew the answers. How to explain that I have an unhealthy obsession with a riddle podcast, and have heard every riddle on their cards multiple times?
It took binging Bob’s Burgers while I was working, then falling asleep to Gravity Falls to make the most obvious connection of all time. Kristen Schaal is a treasure.
Exhibit B of nerdery: when I get tired of writing formulas linking my 13 open excel spreadsheets, I work on my nice calming 7x7 Rubik’s Cube to relax my brain.
So, I’ve always been a nerd. I’ve embraced it. But a year of hanging out with accountants proves I’m nerdy even for us. Exhibit A, scrolling through Hulu tonight, my brain thinks “ooh! There’s a tv show called Math Game!” Poor reading from me but also poor thumbnail editing?
I would like to note, all of the other strawberries eaten that day had a normal amount of chocolate dip, I just so happened to get the two duds of the batch.
The other day, we got Zupas for lunch at work. I finished my food and opened my desert strawberry. There was one tiny dot of chocolate at the very end of it. We all laughed and I ate my disappointment. Someone else said they didn’t want their strawberry, so I opened this…
There are currently 9 people on my team, including my boss and the big boss. Today at work there are a total of four of us, including both bosses, working.