Kiki Rodriguez ®

i do be crying a lot tho ngl // Betty White fan club president

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

says “crown” instead of “crayon” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

the only thing heavy on my chest right now after celebrating my second child’s one month birthday is that time is a mf thief ‼️

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

Croatia just got effing robbed

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

being pregnant is not for the weak 😫 especially during a summer in Florida

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

the only thing that I took from the movie Obsession is that NONE of my exes better ever call me crazy again

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

the things that “Midnight Sun” by Zara Larson makes me feel should be illegal

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

my kid cannot pronounce “snoopy” so she calls him “Newman” what the fuh

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

for Mother’s Day, I want everyone to collectively join together to get me a single ticket to a water park so that I can relax in a lazy river all day completely unbothered

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

viciously and violently craving key lime pie and laundry detergent

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

I can’t believe I’m gonna have another kid I’m so scared lmaoo

[blanc @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

I hope Justin Bieber does the halftime show next year

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

imma face a son one day and name him Oliver in honor of my lord and savior, Oli Sykes

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

having a child during the holiday season is the greatest feeling because I’m seeing life through her eyes 🫶🏼

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

round 34 of rewatching Gossip Girl

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

I’m obsessed with my kid, I didn’t know I physically could live like this man

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

my fatass just crowd surfed from FAR BACK for Jamie All Over and the crowd didn’t drop me (‘:

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

I would let Ronnie Randke step on my face a million times jesus I love him

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

trying to explain Trisha Paytas to Andrew is an Olympic sport

[Kiki Rodriguez ® @kroddles]

lord help me driving amongst these SPEED RACERS on the streets of Tijuana