krodhitbird

jhand zindagi is directly proportional to sarcasm.

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Being non vegetarian, I proudly choose any other place over KARIM.
Now, you can hate me🤡

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you make him/her fall in love and you leave.
lawde sajenge tumhari zindagi mei ek din😙

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being 24 sucks when you are not even 24.
read that again.

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find someone who sticks to you
like the govt sticks to 10th board exams.
"hoker hi rahenge bawa"🙂

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my mom wouldn't let me involve in relationships at this age and I found her love letters she used to write at 15

felt discriminated, but awww those letters🥺😳

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shaqi mata these days be like
even though we are just one room far, she'd WhatsApp call me and ask "kya karri hai tu?"
I be like "padai"
"WhatsApp pr?"
😑

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ye mismatched mei sid sir or tare zameen mei amir khan jaise teachers kaha milte hai?
#mismatched @rannvijaysingha

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if you skip SCAM 1992 HARSHAD MEHTA'S tune
instead of dancing your head over it
duur hojao mujhse🙏
#harshadmehta #Scam1992 #StockMarket

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@Shivam_mahajann kadak bolu su😉

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priority check
cops carried AK-47 to arrest arnab for an already closed case of 2018
and officer carried a stick w him to catch Ajmal kasab.
hehe.
#ArnabGoswami #MumbaiPolice

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jinke ghr ke logo ne election day wale din bs chuttiyan manai hai, unke bhi tweets aare hai USA ELECTIONS pr.
#ComeOnMan #USAelection2020

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@Shivam_mahajann kabhi bhi😌

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people: If I call you, you're special.

balance dalwa bhadwe Pehle😑

[Lady Monika Wiśniewska🇵🇱🇪🇺🇬🇧 @AuthorMonika]

The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe. If they don't, then the country is safe.

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I fixed my eyes on a guy, who gets really disappointed seeing the same set of old people walking in the park
while I am shouting from behind w my sc filter on
"HARAMZADE IDHAR DEKHLE"😑

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@ShivamM02876832 ikrrrrrrrr

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do you ever look at someone and be like, you shouldn't have done that.🥱

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be genuine to one then there's no one else you'd ever want.
yeah, that's the vibe youknow?🤤
#genuine

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@ShivamM02876832 trueeeeee

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@ShivamM02876832 mai kisi ko bhi sir boldeti hu, ab vo alag baat hai aadhe sarcastic way mei sir bullae jaate hai😂