kiaran

professional Depop lowballer

[kiaran @kroeyn]

@chrisalessandr @maniladon UPDATE: I officially own the Hive handles of TheWeeknd, Kanye West, and Billie Eilish. See y’all in Calabasas.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

14 year heroin addict who sounds like he’s gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[jordy 🌺 @shordiijordii]

*public execution sparks retaliation from patriotic americans against domestic terrorists

[Grace @gracecamille_]

every time they try to make him look bad I’m like whoa. He’s like the best guy

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@CBP 💥

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

how a guy taking benadryl sees the world

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

IF YOU'RE PROTESTING DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE PAYING $100/HOUR, PLUS DENTAL, PARKING, AND A FREE JET FROM QATAR. OVERTIME PAY INCLUDES $2 BILLION FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND A JARED KUSHNER CALENDAR. BRING YOUR ANTIFA ID AND HAVE FUN! REMEMBER TO GRAB YOUR BALLROOM ON THE WAY OUT. --GCN

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

JD — WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, WE MADE SURE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.

[Nick Lindquist @nick_lindquist]

Amazing out of context frame

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“Fuck You, Got Mine” generation

[Republican Animatronics Service @LiberalHegemony]

@DHSgov

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

and to my grandchildren i leave 86 gigabytes of menswear photos to win any menswear argument online

[onagapnotsew @westonpagano]

"Was Israel just supposed to do nothing after 10/7?"

Was Palestine just supposed to do nothing after 1948, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

I feel like Uvalde has been successfully memory holed, and I'm here to remind people it shouldn't be.