Tonight is for the corgi. For the nuns. For those who watched Keita Bates-Diop drop 30. For those who owned a Lonnie Walker jersey. For Sandro Mamukelashvili. For the 68K that went to the 2023 Alamodome blowout. For the Häagen-Dazs that closed on the Alamo plaza.
Do it for them.
Longest minutes, ranked:
5. Microwave minutes
4. Almost Friday 5 O’Clock minutes
3. Test results minutes
2. Plane delayed minutes
1. The day before your team plays in Game 7 minutes