Kronos TheMonkey

my life was great until this wavy crocodile rolled into town, followed by a cussing rabbit

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

@CraigyFerg Is the dog opening for you? #AskingForAFriend

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

Good news for the weekend!
https://t.co/XnUO4NWMkP

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

@CraigyFerg Who else could make giving a man kangaroo balls seem so dignified and graceful? #CarrieOnForever

[Erek Dyskant @edyskant]

BRB...Going to Japan to get some mid century cat furniture. https://t.co/1t9v49UerY #TakeMyMoney #IDontEvenWantOrHaveACat

[Rose Marie-Official @RoseMarie4Real]

Kids they say we have 2 sellout #waitforyourlaugh in NY for u 2 c in other cities-sure could use your help to share https://t.co/WmbqiOqpVo

[𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢𝚗 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚎 @shannynmoore]

Ted Cruz is my safety word...

[Jerry Burns @melankkolia]

HA WHAT'S IT CALLED ! CUMBERNAULD ! I mean HOLLYWOOD ! " And so I had the conviction life was beginning over again with the summer " Gatsby https://t.co/7yYQbSNFPe

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

@MrJoshCharles The craigslist posting for "actors" for that #TrumpRally has since been deleted, but many screenshots exist.

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

If this pic doesn't scream Destined for Hollywood, then I don't know what does. #Swanky #LivingTheDreamSinceDayOne https://t.co/U2zu0xoT4D

[Jerry Burns @melankkolia]

This Just Arrived - Voila Miss Cumbernauld @melankkolia being pushed by her crew and a VERY happy @CraigyFerg

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Today is #InternationalCatDay so expect all cats to strut around like we own the place.
Expect the same tomorrow too.

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

@CraigyFerg Anybody else in the box?

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

Be sure to enjoy @CraigyFerg's birthday!

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

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[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

the entire cake and cupcake world is engaging in the despicable act of overfrosting and I'd like it to stop. They're ruining my treats.

[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

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[Kronos TheMonkey @kronosthemonkey]

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[Craig Ferguson Show @TheCFergShow]

Thanks for sharing the wonderful "P-man" story with us and with the truckers of America! #1800dentist #1800mattress #18445GREATS https://t.co/b58q0TU113

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Screemie the Sentient Silverlake Stump sez: "Keep jogging, Patton! You can do it!"

[CNN @CNN]

On #InternationalWomensDay, this defiant girl is staring down the Wall Street bull https://t.co/pwNBWIblxe

[🦄Stephanie🙋🏽 @soapfanfiction]

#womensday2017 ⚖️👵💄👩 💋👧⚖️🙋 #WomensDay

[jeremy scahill @jeremyscahill]

Show me where she hurt you. https://t.co/KUNy183eM2