Michael Krotchko

ummmm yee yee

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

This world took a turn for the worst once the Earnhardt name left NASCAR. Forever and always will…be doing it for Dale #3

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5⭐️ QB DYLAN RAIOLA HAS FLIPPED HIS COMMITMENT FROM GEORGIA TO NEBRASKA #GBR

Graphic: @Hayesfawcett3

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

This is it.

[Monkey Tilt @MonkeyTilt]

Retweet if you believe the officials who worked the AFC championship tonight should be fired immediately. Maybe I’m alone here. WOW!

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

“I’m sitting there trying to praise god while satan is knocking at my rectum”
-Jakob Lee Kostman

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

I try to make my parents proud of my failing in school by listening to Prince while doing homework.

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

“The Joe Rogan Podcast is Oprah for men”. -Jakob Lee Kostman

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

Really felt like an alpha male back in 3rd grade with G-Force downloaded to watch on my iPod nano.

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

If you make homework due on a Saturday your a communist

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

Whoever the homie was who was riding around in his horseless carriage and thought “this needs music” .... I salute you🤝

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

I can solve differential equations but can’t unroll a fresh toilet paper roll to save my life

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

College is like a stoopid expensive field trip with no supervision

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

Congratulations by Post will always be a solidified banger

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

I can’t be the only one who lets the Pringles can ✨pfffst✨ me in the face when opening it or am I crazy

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

“We went to hooters fresh off the water park...BEST 10th birthday ever”
-Jakob Lee Kostman

[Michael Krotchko @KrotchkoMichael]

“I wish I could turn into a bird so I could fly over the mountain over there”
-Jakob Lee Kostman

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

I shotgunned a beer last night on national TV with @BrooksAndDunn. If you would have told me that 5 years ago I would have punched you for lying to me.

[George Strait @GeorgeStrait]

Sing along to this #Throwback of "All My Ex's Live in Texas" from The Cowboy Rides Away tour at @ATTStadium. 🎤