Jordan Crantz

gambling addict with a slight addiction to alcohol. Toronto sports enthusiast (send help) and go broncos (my parents left me when I was 3)

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

@Beluba “we’re making 3 pointers worse this year” proceeds to make fading threes un contestable. You should get fired brother. #2k27 #imastupidchud

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

Really Mike wang, every year yall can’t fucking get your servers right.

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

@PandemicP7 Sponsored by the ayatollah

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

Tf is this jibber jabber of a halftime show

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

Fuck Toronto, fuck the leafs, fuck Kyle Tucker. The curse will never end and I blame all the Indians for my 25 years of pain and suffering

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

@PandemicP7 Burn the city

[AB @AB84]

Faggot of the Day

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

Thank you San Diego Studios! Just ripped a chase pack and 70 show packs all to pull a Harmon killabrew and Nathan Evoldi. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU #MLBTheShow25 stop making all the good cards chase packs and stop giving me the program cards in show packs

[ESPN @espn]

Marchy has had the Leafs number when it matters most 👀

[BarDown @BarDown]

The Toronto Maple Leafs just can’t seem to get it done in winner-take-all games 🫣

[listening to day and night @edmonton_eulers]

Okay actually I get it… I’ve been cheering for the leafs for about 8 minutes and already I want to kill myself and everyone on the team

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Toronto in do-or-die games in the Matthews era:

2025: lost the game
2024: lost the game
2022: lost the game
2021: lost the game
2020: lost the game
2019: lost the game
2018: lost the game

Death, taxes, and the Toronto Maple Leafs disappointing in the playoffs.

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

Dude cry’s more then a teenage girl

[𝕃𝔼𝔸𝔽𝕊 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ @SundinEra]

Mitch Marner telling the Leafs to “wake up” when he’s literally been a ghost the majority of the past 4 games.

Is this his last game as a Maple Leaf? 👀

#LeafsForever

[Jesse Blake @JesseBlake]

The Leafs are boo’d while saluting the crowd. That’s the end of the season and the end of an era.

[License to Will @wharrison51]

The Toronto Maple Leafs’ second period:

[Chris Lama @ComoSeLama]

I’m sorry Leafs fans

[Bryan @Metalpanthers]

The panthers to the leafs in game 7

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

I fucked a fat bitch last night to help break the leafs curse #ouryear #GoLeafsGo

[Jordan Crantz @JordanCrantz]

@harryjsisson Of course your a wine tasting guy, probably meant u would be the one taking it raw mid Chardonnay