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Pressing on toward the mark ✝️, cheering like a madman for my #Seahawks and #SeaKraken, spoiling my cat rotten, and trying to find a little joy in each day.

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“I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway”—Crow T. Robot

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@AlisonL

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@AlaskanKate I think they heard you. 🤣

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Two goals in 10 seconds? This game is insane. #StanleyCup

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@seattletimes

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@fischybusinesss Andrei Svechnikov whines about too many things: call him Andrei Kvetchnikov.

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@mafiababexoox Hope you feel better and have fun!

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@nightowlnomore

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@horsetwting I’ve had worse flights….

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@new_era72 That one penalty (and subsequent touchdown allowed) might end up nuking his entire career from orbit.

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@StarWarsDaily_ https://t.co/HVgi7dtPCz

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@dawg206 I see your Jeff Kemp and raise you one Gale Gilbert.

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@thathawksgirl They had an off day and will do much better next time.

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@zillahockeyclub

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Spending a lazy day on the couch.

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@miles_commodore And one of them is the J.G. Wentworth jingle.

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@BTWSEA First round pick plus Sanheim, Konecny, Michkov, Martone, and Tippett. Oh, and Philly needs to retain 100% of all their salaries. Do that and I’ll think about it. 🤪

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@kimmie_c_ Okay… why would anyone spend $900 on an AI-enabled box when the sole purpose of said box is giving your cat a place to relieve itself?

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@thathawksgirl Reminds me of the schedule release video that the Titans came out with a few year back: https://t.co/8PhUS9nuzm

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Russell Wilson finished his career with 46,966 passing yards and 5,568 rushing yards.

To put that in perspective, no other player in NFL history has reached both 35,000 passing yards and 4,000 rushing yards.