Kris Rowberry

Thrill rides are my meme. Tweets are my own. Works w/ @rideent. Helps w/ @coastermuseum. Exec. Producer of @aceonlineorg’s #LegacyOfArrow & #LegacyOfSchwarzkopf

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@GovAbbottPress @TDEM @TAHC @TPWDnews @Screwworm_RR Remember when you wanted to “DOGE” the Texas government? DOGE is the reason this response has been delayed at the federal level.

Got what you wanted, now live with the consequences. We best not forget this come November.

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@StephenM Your trial at The Hague is going to be the biggest ratings ever.

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@ABC7Amarillo So much for being a “tough guy.” Couldn’t handle being asked tough questions.

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@MikeCrapo “And then they came for the gays, but I didn’t care because it didn’t affect me.

And then they came for the trans-people, but it didn’t affect affect me…”

And now they come for the Mormons, because you gave them the power to do this.

Irony is allowing hate to infect us all.

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@WOFginger And yet you’ll be glued to any announcement on this mystery element.

That’s marketing at work.

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@HawkEmDownChris Bastion Booger or Scotty2Hottie

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@RapidResponse47 This has the air of a conversation before an assault takes place. On brand, apparently for this administration.

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@WhiteHouse Bankrupt summer

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@SenJohnCurtis You. Voted. For. This.

Remember this come elections, constituents.

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@bwaltens @GregAbbott_TX If only we didn’t cut funding for this very thing…oh wait, Elon did and y’all celebrated it, waiting for your refund check.

Guess what? The bill is coming due and it’s going to HURT.

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@kbrewFL Licenses (drone) pilot and hardcore avgeek. Perfectly normal if there’s construction on the taxiway or the taxiway isn’t robust enough to handle the jet size / weight.

SJC does it whenever there’s a 747 in town, and that’s a major, class-c field.

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Starting a petition to have @KyleClark moderate all national debates.

Master class in how to hold truth to power. Who’s in?

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@JaredLPatterson To replace all the signage we could instead feed homeless vets. But no, let’s kiss the ring of the Orange King instead.

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior Meanwhile the actual, major leak source - the pipes - were untouched.

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@SenRandPaul Except for politicians, apparently.

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@PMastersMusic @HunterBiden Can add to your bio, “ratioed by Hunter Biden.”

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@StateDept No brain either.

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@Kash_Patel Except when they’re assaulted defending the Capitol.

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@DavidYoung76er @DHSgov Imagine paying for verification, following 1,700 other accounts and still managing to have less than 300 followers.

That’s how much your opinion matters to society.

Have fun donating every month to Elon.

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@BenMullin As a publicly traded company, making categorically false, public statements is illegal @bariweiss @CBS and could lead to stock manipulation investigations.