Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫

nerd shit ◦ occultist ◦ pinko scum ◦ doggo/person daddy ◦ music (I guess) ◦ He/They “Nothing is obvious...” @8bitla @paladinshld

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

Sometimes when I’m in the middle of taking a leak I have to double check that I’m actually alive and existing in this reality- not just asleep, dreaming, about to piss the bed.

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

Card Captor Sakura is just theosophy for kids

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

@TerenceJames @MikeHanford ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

@RoseTorrance237 *________*

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

WTH! How come no one told me about Turbo Kid??? I’m mad at y’all rn 😤

[Terence James @ Home @TerenceJames]

Guess I'm watching Problem Child tonight.

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

The Crystal Gems are still my favorite fictional anti-fascists 💖

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

@RoseTorrance237 The cheese to sauce ratio is definitely askew 🤔

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

Not sure if I’m a fan of margherita pizza; it’s just seems like an unfinished cheese pizza… and some leaves 🍃

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

Some music genres just sound better when played through shitty car speakers.

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

Common tropes used to sell aftershave: Cowboy, Pirate, Viking, Playboy, Fisticuffer.

Tropes I wish they’d use: Techno Wizard, Time Lord, Rock Troll, Mecha Pilot, Snake Cultist.

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

“Tarot is just Yu-Gi-Oh! for moms.” @TerenceJames @kevy_gnartinez

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

@ptsd_podcast The term has its own wiki 😅

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

TIL that a button that looks like this Ξ on a website, app, etc is called a “hamburger button”; I can’t help but feel that the person who named this was on their way out to lunch but their boss was like “nah dawg, this shit needs a name; you ain’t goin nowhere! 😡”

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

I’m always excited/appreciative to get drink tickets at shows; but I never use them. I guess it’s the thought that counts 💕

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

“Let’s blow this popsicle stand!”

A: Are there actual popsicle stands out in the world? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one.

B: If so, why would you want to leave in such a rush? They sound fucking awesome ❄️

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

The hood on my hoodie is up on my head but I don’t remember doing that… this is weird 👻

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

@TerenceJames I don’t know what to do; I need an adult 😭

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

News App: *BREAKING NEWS*

Me (legit concerned about the state of the world): Oh no, what’s up…?

NA: UNIMPORTANT SPORTS BULLSHIT

Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

@RoseTorrance237 Nachos and grapes have finally found common ground 🥲

[Corvid Arcana 😵‍💫 @krowfeather]

All I want to eat lately is grapes and it’s freaking me out.