SpaceCadet Remme

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

My hobbies lately include cutting the split ends off of my hair individually, and making O's with incence sticks

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

And for the 7th time in the last 24 hrs someone down the road is blasting "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

I've been drinking expired milk in my coffee every morning since the start of May 🤦‍♀️ I just thought I was developing IBS tbh

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

I'm here to tell you that theres such thing as a "snood"

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

@nichashzin childhood me would be drooling over that rn (ok me in the present tense too)

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

Maybe I'll start playing neopets again

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

tb to the time my teacher told me she'd have my head on a platter if anything's happened to a book she lent me and then my gecko shit on it

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

@jozroz_ @StoneyThaGreat A solid 5

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

holy frick

[✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul]

“Bring me Solo” 🙂

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes i wish i was 5 again just walking around dumb as shit

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

Just googled "how long does it take to grow a booty" and it seems like a lot of work so I'm gonna settle for the board-like figure I was blessed with

[donni saphire @donni]

Being an adult is cool because sometimes you injure yourself by standing weird

[Hayley @hayleyereadgma1]

Y’all I know January has been long but I need it to last a few more weeks because I cannot pay my rent for February right now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[emi gennis @imemi]

tfw these birds just cannot be reasoned with

[SpaceCadet Remme @krremme]

TRUE

[Kwame the Gr8 @KSekouM]

Nothing will ever be as dramatic as this escape. (tw: snakes)