Kenny Hammond

Just a man who rarely tweets

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@kingblingbla @AEW @KennyOmegamanX Bad. Like bad bad.

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@BCFerries — spot the amazing error on this poster - how exactly did this get published?

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@FixThe604 @VirginiaBremner @DonDavies She totally is.

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@reddit This is the weirdest timeline.

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

Hot take. Skinny John C Reilly in Boogie Nights is weird.

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

#Wolfwalkers is the best animated film of 2020 (thus far). Disagree? Fight me.

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

Can you please rt this don’t drink and drive PSA? https://t.co/IqOlmASCzJ @VancouverPD

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

So yeah. That feeling of shame right before you see your dentist and trying to figure out how to lie about flossing.

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

Could it be the same? @JayAndDan @JayOnrait @tsnotoole

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@skipthedishes ... I'll take an ice cream sandwich, please. #dontdissapoint #screwUber #ubericecream

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

This is a #seawheeze level disappointment for me #ubericecream #ubericecreamfail @uber @Uber_Canada @Uber_VAN

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@__natallica There is a reason you don't have ice cream. #correctedme #sad #ubericecream

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

I'm putting more effort in getting #ubericecream than most of my relationships. #true #icecream #icecreambeforegirls

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

I'm passionate about three things, and they're all ice cream related. #ubericecream #ubericecreamfail

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

Ball is in your court @Uber_Canada. No ice cream = delete the app. I drink LOTS and make poor choices. I'm an ideal Uber cx. #ubericecream

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@MANIFESTphoto Hard no sir. Get your priorities straight.

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@uber @uber Canada @uber_van I promised this guy ice cream. We failed him. Look how sad he is... 😭😭😭 #UberIceCream

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

Upside here... At least @taylorswift13 dropped a new song. #ubericecream Today isn't a total write off. #sad #noicecream #ineedanadult

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

@UberSupport Did your drivers eat all the ice cream themselves? #ubericecream #ubericecreamfail @Uber__Canada

[Kenny Hammond @krthammond]

This is the greatest disappointment of my adult life and I've seen The Dark Tower... #UberIceCream #UberIceCreamFail #PR #epicfail