Joe Krule

semi serious poster, fully serious wrestler. man all I need is a chance. Bookings: [email protected]

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Don’t put your hand in my face.

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

I’m a funny guy and it’s just not appreciated enough there I said it

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Like what’s the “turn yourself into 10” recipe for a 25 year old who only wants to watch the Knicks and hates traffic? A taxi driver gimmick?

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

@BootsRiley So if I played the busytown game on the sega genesis in the lobby of my childhood dentist I should be in good hands?

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Seeing I love boosters again @BootsRiley what should I be looking for that might’ve missed me first watch

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

I would combust. I got tickets specifically to the game where they gave out the Children’s book Dr Walt Frazier published last year. Always going to be an idol to many and an overall Pilar in the illustrious powerhouse that is the New York Knicks.

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Rest in Peace Val Kilmer

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

One thing about Tom cruise that I’ve noticed is this dude loves kissing with a lot of tongue and he just is a freaky dog in general. He has 4 chances at being a freak in his entire catalog and 4/4 he’s super freaked out I kinda respect that

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

You.
Can’t break me.
Cause-im-UNBREAKABLE

[S @316simsim]

Washed era MJ really made this joint & people still try to debate his greatness

https://t.co/eDD9twsiB5

[Mike Johnson @MikePWInsider]

Honestly, there were moments where I was enjoying myself more than I would have at a major pay-per-view. So kudos to Remarkable Wrestling, check them out & check out your other local independents when you get a chance. It resets your brain and reminds you that, at its core (6/7)

[hina @teukquila]

Jerry Maguire was sucking titty on the porch first date genuinely who's doing it like that

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

I use Lena Dunham as a barometer.

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

@CrunchGym if I pay you guys the maximum price for your membership you would think when u ask for a bandaid that I wouldn’t be told they have none. A fitness establishment does not have the baseline of medical treatment? I’m supposed to bleed all over this gym rn?

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

👍

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

AMC A List is one of those subscriptions actually worth it, it pays itself off in in 2 visits to a standard screen, or 1 visit in a premium format alone

Not to mention the other benefits , if you go multiple times a month it's absolutely a great investment

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Holy duck someone just said Marty supreme got robbed for best score did you not here the bouncy piano that was reoccurring in one battle after another? That alone should’ve gotten the Oscar

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Yeah

[ellis @sum1saiditinnit]

u know u go to the cinema too much when there’s a certain trailer that annoys u every time. right now, it’s memories of him.

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Andrew Wiggins the Michael Jordan of Justice Winslows

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Shoutout the gms that knew this was just a college kid being a college kid because when I was 16 I thought this man was el chapo by how they reacted

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: On draft day 2016, a video of Laremy Tunsil smoking marijuana through a gas mask was posted on his official Twitter account.

Tunsil ended up falling to pick 13 and lost millions of dollars as he was supposed to be a Top 5 pick.

The craziest draft moment in NFL history.

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

@SilverbackNwh @charlie66422513 @BrickCenter_ He repeated the same thing to everyone, then stopped and gave a different statement specifically to someone else, so yeah I think he gives a shit about it

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Steve Blake you were chicken skewers

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

"I have no idea what you're talking about. Who is this kid?"

–– Kobe Bryant on Linsanity

The next night Peak Linsanity was reached when Jeremy Lin dropped 38 at the Garden against Kobe & the Lakers

On this day in 2012

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

@TheRickyPryce Rerack the weights.

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

I really think nobody watched that movie

[Joe Krule @krulehours]

Just watch da 5 bloods and stfu