Danika

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[Danika @krumblsnore]

@RomeshRanga @Sanjsmash now I don't know who to believe!

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

I am going to take all her candy and then pay her one piece of candy for gathering it for me. Never too early to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/TUmPV7fSOY

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@joewellscomic He is holding a machete..

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@joewellscomic No one made you pull that face.

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@ExpressFM @joewellscomic @Sanjsmash Pair of fitties

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Well done Kev. You stay silent on your sexuality until the time comes when you can conflate it with an alleged sexual assault on a minor.

[Danika @krumblsnore]

Don'https://t.co/81napynj1J

[Danika @krumblsnore]

I'm not body shaming but wtf is wrong with this cow? #isleofwightfun

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@ArchieMaddocks Loads of people did this at my uni summer ball too. Seriously who doesn't know this isn't ok?

[Danika @krumblsnore]

Drunk Mum is proudly telling me she's stolen glasses from bars all over the world & keeps them in a box in the loft. Is this a cry for help?

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@HetupaboutHet Always dress before tights not the other way around!

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@DaftLimmy I'm part Scotch can I play?

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@DaftLimmy I'd like a certificate of authenticity

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@Sanjsmash Charlie Chaplin was turning in his grave.

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@destructo9000 @Herring1967 This should happen please.

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@joewellscomic I said found. I meant made.

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@SimonAmstell Can you come to Portsmouth please?

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@anderoojames @EmergencyQ The infinite human centipede.

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@EmergencyQ 3 buttocks. Would I also have 2 anus'?

[Danika @krumblsnore]

@marky249 I wish I'd taken a pic. It was at least 3 feet long.